From everyone...

[pullmysteth]

... and wondering why the fuck I get sucked into these things.

Your Pop Star Name Is Benji Thunder

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[touchkitndie]

I'm so going to keep calling you Benji.

... she threw up.

[pullmysteth]

And I'm going to call you Dickhead.

What? Who?

[touchkitndie]

Don't be like that, Benji. I'm only kidding around.

Emma. She threw up on my floor after trying to get me to have sex with her. She was drunk.

[pullmysteth]

Truth stings.

...

Okay, let's back the truck up a wee bit here. What the hell? You got my sister-in-law drunk to have sex with her?