Taking one's balls in one's hand... | RP with asinthecity

[pullmysteth]

[Follows THIS and THIS]Riley made sure his towel was so tightly tied around his waist that it dug into his skin and forced him to have to loosen it when it made him feel like throwing up from the tension around his stomach. He'd tentatively gone back inside and, despite the hot weather, proceeded to pull on his trackpants underneath the towel, two

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[asinthecity]

Tab's hair was wet, but she was fully clothed. No way was she risking the whole towel thing the way her brother was. She put her hands on her hips and just raised her eyebrows. Maybe somewhere under the utter shock of catching her brother in such an intimate moment there was a slight amusement at his appearance now.

"...Am a horny bastard who can't seem to get off without an audience?" she finished for him.

[pullmysteth]

"What?!" Riley cried, throwing his hand up. "You were busy! Last time I tried to talk to you when you were writing your music, it was like I was talking to a brick wall! I didn't know you were there and- what?! Audience?! How much did you see?! And you told me to do it!" he added, as if that would dilute the situation.

[asinthecity]

"Dude." Tab said it like that was also supposed to explain everything. One thing she'd learned from Benny over the years was that so much could be expressed in the way you said that one word. "You were out on the bloody balcony! Exactly how much privacy do you think you had?! And I know I told you to wank, but I didn't mean in the buff out in front of everyone and for me to stumble upon!"

[pullmysteth]

"My towel fell off! I was a bit busy to actually realise that!" Riley pressed his face into his hands. "No one can see us on that balcony! You were busy! I was hot! It just happened!" He ended with a moan of mortification. He was probably the only person on the face of the earth who tried to use the 'it just happened' excuse with phone sex.

"IfitsanyconsolationIamnevertouchingmydickagain," he mumbled from behind his hands.