TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

[puffitheinsane]

DEAR GAY HOOK-UP SITES:

WHILE I AM THRILLED ABOUT THE OFFER TO MAKE OUT WITH PRETTY BOYS, I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN YOUR PRETTY BOYS ARE NOT TOO INTERESTED IN THE THINGS ON MY CHEST AND BETWEEN MY LEGS.

-ME

Comments

[seiberwing]

Oh, you get those ads too?

[puffitheinsane]

In my e-mail. Every day.

[prowlsgirl]

Don't you hate it when any cute guy you meet turns out gay?

[puffitheinsane]

Story of my life.