1. What is his favorite sexual position? 2. What things annoys him the most? 3. What things make him happy/please the most? 4. His favorite place on Earth? 5. When did he realize he had the hots for England? XD
1) -- ha, good one. I dunno, I'm a pretty traditional guy sometimes: missionary, with my partner's legs over his or her head (or mine too, I guess) is good. If I'm in a hurry or if I'm just really horny, I like up against a wall, over a table -- somewhere you can get it quick and hard
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1. How's the weather? 2. What's with Austria's stupid face? 3. Deserted island: one album, movie and book. 4. Which nation's uniform is the easiest to remove? 5. What are you up to now, since being officially dissolved in 1945?
1) Really nondescript, you know? Kind of gray, a few clouds out. I'd have to head upstairs to tell you more, I don't get too great of a view through the window in Germany's basement. It's fucking tiny. 2) You tell me, man. You tell me. I think I broke his nose a few times too many... 3) I hate deserted islands. Okay, fine. Book: Vom Kriege, because it's a fucking classic and everyone keeps misreading Clausewitz's arguments, which is really frustrating, let me tell you. Music: I dunno, my brother's got me listening to a lot of Rammstein lately. Movie: Give me Apocalypse Now and I'm a happy man, or close enough to it. Or any flick that shows Russia's Red ass getting kicked. 4) Italy's, 'cause he does it for you. (Hardest: Hungary, because she breaks your knuckles with her frying pan when you try
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Captain, If you would submit to a brief census, I would be much obliged.
1. Is there any occasion upon which you have willfully complied with and respected the authority of another? 2. Of all the species you have encountered in your career, which has elicited the most interest in you? 3. What will you prepare your dissertation to legitimize your captaincy on? 4. At what juncture do you intend to desist in making licentious overtures to a certain person with whom I engaged in a sexual relationship? 5. Precisely how did you undermine my Kobayashi Maru program?
1. I listened to my mother, I'll have you know. She just wasn't planetside all that often when I was growing up, and my -- the guy she married was a real asshole, so to hell with him. I listened to the cops the first time I got arrested; after that, and after I learned what a bunch of self-important pricks most of them were, not so much. I still comply with Pike's orders, thanks. Most of the time
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1. There was the time I saved a busful of Baptists from vamps back when I was working Boston. Even if the cops arrested me after for indecent exposure. But there was this vamp boss in the city, mug like five miles of bad road. I told him so to his face right after I wiped out his whole organization. And then I broke off a wooden beam, beat his head in with it, and staked him. I did that one all on my own, too. Didn't even tip off my Watcher. Poisoning Angel wasn't bad, either. Even if that one worked out real well. Don't screw with a Slayer's boy-toy. Or screw a Slayer's boy-toy. (Did I? Wouldn't you like to know. He was faking evil for a while, you know
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1. How much vodka do you average a day? 2. What is one book you can not imagine never reading again? 3. What is your biggest fear? 4. Favorite childhood memory? 5. Where is China the most sensitive?
1. This depends very much on the day, and the weather, and what is available. I do not drink more vodka than I need to, most of the time. On very cloudy and cold days, vodka is quite warming.
2. There are a great many books I like to reread; many of my authors are very dear to me, and I would not wish to stop reading any of them. The Brothers Karamazov, I think, or perhaps The Cherry Orchard, if I am allowed to include plays in this.
3. It is not wise to talk about these things so close to so many ears, yes?
4. I remember Kievan Rus' very fondly, and Volodomyr the Great teaching Ukraine, Belarus, and myself how to pray, and our baptism in the Dnieper River. That was such a very long time ago.
5. The soles of China's feet are very sensitive, though China does not like it when I mention this.
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1. What is his favorite sexual position?
2. What things annoys him the most?
3. What things make him happy/please the most?
4. His favorite place on Earth?
5. When did he realize he had the hots for England? XD
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1. How's the weather?
2. What's with Austria's stupid face?
3. Deserted island: one album, movie and book.
4. Which nation's uniform is the easiest to remove?
5. What are you up to now, since being officially dissolved in 1945?
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2) You tell me, man. You tell me. I think I broke his nose a few times too many...
3) I hate deserted islands. Okay, fine. Book: Vom Kriege, because it's a fucking classic and everyone keeps misreading Clausewitz's arguments, which is really frustrating, let me tell you. Music: I dunno, my brother's got me listening to a lot of Rammstein lately. Movie: Give me Apocalypse Now and I'm a happy man, or close enough to it. Or any flick that shows Russia's Red ass getting kicked.
4) Italy's, 'cause he does it for you. (Hardest: Hungary, because she breaks your knuckles with her frying pan when you try ( ... )
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1. Is there any occasion upon which you have willfully complied with and respected the authority of another?
2. Of all the species you have encountered in your career, which has elicited the most interest in you?
3. What will you prepare your dissertation to legitimize your captaincy on?
4. At what juncture do you intend to desist in making licentious overtures to a certain person with whom I engaged in a sexual relationship?
5. Precisely how did you undermine my Kobayashi Maru program?
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Poisoning Angel wasn't bad, either. Even if that one worked out real well. Don't screw with a Slayer's boy-toy. Or screw a Slayer's boy-toy. (Did I? Wouldn't you like to know. He was faking evil for a while, you know ( ... )
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1. How much vodka do you average a day?
2. What is one book you can not imagine never reading again?
3. What is your biggest fear?
4. Favorite childhood memory?
5. Where is China the most sensitive?
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2. There are a great many books I like to reread; many of my authors are very dear to me, and I would not wish to stop reading any of them. The Brothers Karamazov, I think, or perhaps The Cherry Orchard, if I am allowed to include plays in this.
3. It is not wise to talk about these things so close to so many ears, yes?
4. I remember Kievan Rus' very fondly, and Volodomyr the Great teaching Ukraine, Belarus, and myself how to pray, and our baptism in the Dnieper River. That was such a very long time ago.
5. The soles of China's feet are very sensitive, though China does not like it when I mention this.
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