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[somewhatgolden]

Now that the voting for the Diva Off is up, I can post this

Comments

[msrubyroo]

Anything with hands in pockets. Don't ask me why, and it isn't some covert euphemism, I just think there is something completely hot and intimate and flirty about someone with their hands in someone else's pockets. Be that during a hug, or while dancing, or something more intimate. Feel free to crank the rating up :P

[kaellite]

Nevermind prev question I saw where you said to crank rating up, i will take..

Filled

[kaellite]

He was going to scalp Riggins; it wasn’t as if the slut didn’t have hair to lose. But looking at his boyfriend was not on, and Puck had caught the other jock staring and licking his lips, licking his goddam lips, at Kurt the last time they played against each other. Dating the sexiest Cheerio in the squad came with a price. Only Puck couldn’t make Riggins pay, not tonight when he, himself was sidelined

Re: Filled

[kirke_novak]

GUH! That was incredibly hot! It's like sexy kink on a sexy kink - we got crossdressing, casual Kurt, cowboy hat, public handjob... seriously, fricking awesome.

Cheerio Kurt, Basketball Player Puck, Empty Gymn, lace

[kaellite]

Mike is drooling, because he saw a hint of lace under Kurt's cheerio uniform, and says he's going to make a move.

Puck stops him and claims Kurt for himself, in the gym.

The smuttier the better (especially if Puck is rough and Kurt likes it)

Re: Cheerio Kurt, Basketball Player Puck, Empty Gymn, lace

[deviant_dev]

*sits and waits for the awesome smut*

[totalgleekgirl]

Holy Christ, I second this!

[amaxdear]

Hell the fuck yes.

(Hear that? Your comment just led me to add swears into what was already an added-swear phrase. Someone write it!)

[joymaro]

YES! PLEASE!!!!!

Deaged fic

[tristya]

Kurt's been de-aged and Puck must take care of him...
and he asks for help to Burt

Re: Deaged fic

[eyesarmslove]

This fandom NEEDS more de-aged!fics. Seconded SO hard.

Re: Deaged fic

[kirke_novak]

Thirded! The lack of deaged, sexswap and always-a-girl fics is appalling.
Or is it just me and a years I spent on STXI kink meme? :P

Re: Deaged fic

[geeky_ramblings]

You can never spend enough time on the ST XI Kink Meme

Kurt wakes to an alternate reality

[joymaro]

Where being gay is what's right, and being het is frowned upon, as it's only for reproductive reasons.

But when Finn and Puck both start paying attention to him, he must face the truth about what he really wants.

And what happens when the world gets set right?

Re: Kurt wakes to an alternate reality

[jacklemmon]

SO ON THIS.

Re: Kurt wakes to an alternate reality

[joymaro]

*squeal*!!!!!!!!!

YAY!

Fillingness 1 of probably 2 or 3.

[jacklemmon]

I have to go eat, so this is all I can get out right now, but yes, there is already more, as it's sitting at 3300 characters, so yes, gonna be more than just one comment anyway. More in the next hour or two! :D

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Kurt Hummel wakes up, and everyone is gay.

Thank god his dad was still asleep when he woke, he thinks later, because if he had to see him with some guy, Kurt thinks it's enough to turn him off boys forever. And that would just be a disaster.

He sits through all of his classes, eyes wide with shock at all the same sex canoodling. When he gets to glee and sees Matt and Mike nuzzling noses, Quinn sitting with her head on Rachel's shoulder, and Brittany and Santana... not being any different, his left eye starts twitching and he holds tightly to his Louis Vitton bag.

Finn comes out of nowhere (seriously, had he been over near the band?) and hugs Kurt. Hugs him"Hey. I was wondering if I could talk to you." Finn looks sheepish, but his eyes are bright