Day 23 Drabble 23 (389)rositamiaJanuary 23 2012, 18:31:04 UTC
“Going to the prom with the hobbit again this year?”
“Not that it’s any of your business, Puck, but no I’m not. We won’t be going anywhere together any more. We broke up.”
“Why did you two break up? Did you finally realize how much of a douche he is?”
“Again, not your business.”
“Kurt, you have to tell me what happened.”
“Why in the world would I do something like that?”
“You have to tell me what he did so I won’t make the same mistakes he did.”
“What do you mean?”
“Will you go to prom with me?”
Please ignore the numbers in parenthesis. They're the way I keep track of the drabbles I've written. And yes, I did skip one. I obviously don't know how to count yet; I had lost track of one in there somewhere. =D
edit: Written before I saw the previous entry, so...
31 Animals - Day Twenty Three: Dolphins Are Just Gay SharkshattaloveJanuary 23 2012, 19:04:36 UTC
"We're not buying that, Noah."
"Please, babe."
"I said no. It's horrible. I want to scratch my eyes out just looking at it."
Puck tried his best pout-slash-puppy eyes look, but after so many years, Kurt finally seemed to have developed immunity. He just shook his head, brushed invisible lint off the collar of his shirt, and started walking towards the aisle with organic products. Puck only assume that really meant no.
Then again, what Kurt doesn't know, doesn't hurt him. Puck looked around and, spying he was in the aisle all alone, quickly snatched the offending item.
He really didn't understand what was there not to love about a pair of plushie dolphins, sewn together nose to nose, with a horribly pink heart hanging between them. It was the perfect bedroom decoration.
31 AUs/Crossovers - Day 23 (Dancers AU)duochan_maxwellJanuary 23 2012, 20:17:55 UTC
Kurt massaged his temple in annoyance, trying (and failing) to fend off a nasty migraine. Great. Not only Blaine managed to injure himself two weeks from the competition but he couldn't find a replacement.
"Kurt!"
"Hi, Mike. Can I help you?"
"Well, I think I can help you." a raised eyebrow and he kept talking. "A friend offered to dance with you. Well, of course it will not be the same as dancing with Blaine, but
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31 Supernatural/Fantasy/Sci-fi, Day Twenty-three (1/2)dragons_rage598January 23 2012, 20:27:32 UTC
I'm not entirely satisfied with this one, but tomorrow should be fun ;pPuck choked on absolutely nothing and stared at his dragon with wide eyes. “I-I-uhhhh
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Re: 31 Supernatural/Fantasy/Sci-fi, Day Twenty-three (2/2)dragons_rage598January 23 2012, 20:28:03 UTC
Puck grabbed his phone off his nightstand and hit the speed dial for Sam. As it rang, Puck felt something slither around his ankle and look down to see that Kurt’s tail had wound around it. The dragon had his head down on his forearms and didn’t seem to even realize what his tail was doing
( ... )
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“Not that it’s any of your business, Puck, but no I’m not. We won’t be going anywhere together any more. We broke up.”
“Why did you two break up? Did you finally realize how much of a douche he is?”
“Again, not your business.”
“Kurt, you have to tell me what happened.”
“Why in the world would I do something like that?”
“You have to tell me what he did so I won’t make the same mistakes he did.”
“What do you mean?”
“Will you go to prom with me?”
Please ignore the numbers in parenthesis. They're the way I keep track of the drabbles I've written. And yes, I did skip one. I obviously don't know how to count yet; I had lost track of one in there somewhere. =D
edit: Written before I saw the previous entry, so...
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"Please, babe."
"I said no. It's horrible. I want to scratch my eyes out just looking at it."
Puck tried his best pout-slash-puppy eyes look, but after so many years, Kurt finally seemed to have developed immunity. He just shook his head, brushed invisible lint off the collar of his shirt, and started walking towards the aisle with organic products. Puck only assume that really meant no.
Then again, what Kurt doesn't know, doesn't hurt him. Puck looked around and, spying he was in the aisle all alone, quickly snatched the offending item.
He really didn't understand what was there not to love about a pair of plushie dolphins, sewn together nose to nose, with a horribly pink heart hanging between them. It was the perfect bedroom decoration.
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"Kurt!"
"Hi, Mike. Can I help you?"
"Well, I think I can help you." a raised eyebrow and he kept talking. "A friend offered to dance with you. Well, of course it will not be the same as dancing with Blaine, but ( ... )
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And I'm kind of picturing Puck's BSOD face and Kurt all dejected.
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Lol, it's an amusing scene
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(925): Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Kurt elegantly pulls himself up and face-plants into the kitchen table, feeling Mercedes catch his drink out of his hand just before he hits:
"Ugh!" He exclaims, pressing his nose into the tablecloth. "Why do you even let me out in public??!"
Mercedes sounds sympathetic:
"Did you try and rip Rachel's clothes off again?"
"I was going to rip them off and burn them!" He clarifies, trying to minimise his slurring. "Don't imply any sordid activities, it's Rachel."
He buries his face back against the table and, after a second, feels Mercedes reach across and rub soothing circles into his back.
"Then what was it this time...?"
Kurt whimpers, pouting out his bottom lip even though from this angle Mercedes can't see it:
"I don't want to talk about it..."
That's a lie obviously. And Mercedes knows it too, 'cos he can pretty much hear her rolling her eyes and waiting for him to continue.
"Okay..." ( ... )
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I love that he just strolls right in all "oh yeah lost my shirt back there somewhere whatevs"
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