31 what-ifs, day 6: Spin the bottlepentheaJanuary 6 2012, 18:57:48 UTC
The bottle stops. Kurt goes very still.
There are two main competing lines of thought in his head. They both start with "oh my god oh my god oh my god". One keeps rolling down the "what did I do shit what was I thinking" track. The other veers off towards incoherent, panting, shameful hope and desire.
There's just time to recognize and hate himself a little for both while Puck crawls across the floor.
"Hey, don't worry, I got this." Puck smirks, and Kurt is perfectly willing to let him run this show, he's the one who's taking a risk, lowering himself to touch the unclean, and Kurt should be grateful, but hate wells up in him. He resent being a charity case, or a dare. He hates that Puck is trying to impress by acting like kissing Kurt is no different from anybody else. He hates being reduced to this puddle of want, when he knows perfectly well he can't have
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31 AUs/Crossovers - Day 6: Barbra's Five Year Birthday Partyduochan_maxwellJanuary 6 2012, 19:41:33 UTC
Costumes, suggestive naughtiness at a child's party and a major speculation on Sam's alignment in the comic stories war.
"This is downright ridiculous, Noah! I can't believe you let Finn and Rachel talk you into doing this."
"Babe, you know the power of Finn's puppy eyes and Rachel... well, Rachel is just your average Jewish mom, and that means she's scary as hell."
"And WHY US? Why not Sam, he would love to dress as Batman!"
"Actually, he wouldn't." as an answer to Kurt's raised eyebrow, he completed. "He's a die-hard Marvel fan. He would be offended if they asked him to dress as a DC character. And he doesn't have someone to play the hot sidekick." he added with a wink that made Kurt suspect that Puck might be enjoying the whole dress-up-for-Barbra's-5-year-party way too muchKurt sighed in defeat, cursing Rachel and her no-gender-discrimination policies. It would be much easier on him if she liked a Disney princess. They could ask Quinn to dress up as almost any of them. And if she liked Mulan or Tiana, they could ask Tina or
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Re: 31 AUs/Crossovers - Day 6: Barbra's Five Year Birthday Partysazzy_kittenJanuary 6 2012, 20:39:21 UTC
Mmm, I would definitely ask to keep the shorts. ♥ That would be one of the best birthday presents ever. In the world. But, you know, nowadays, not when you're five and easily scarred for life. P: Lol, well done~
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The bottle stops. Kurt goes very still.
There are two main competing lines of thought in his head. They both start with "oh my god oh my god oh my god". One keeps rolling down the "what did I do shit what was I thinking" track. The other veers off towards incoherent, panting, shameful hope and desire.
There's just time to recognize and hate himself a little for both while Puck crawls across the floor.
"Hey, don't worry, I got this." Puck smirks, and Kurt is perfectly willing to let him run this show, he's the one who's taking a risk, lowering himself to touch the unclean, and Kurt should be grateful, but hate wells up in him. He resent being a charity case, or a dare. He hates that Puck is trying to impress by acting like kissing Kurt is no different from anybody else. He hates being reduced to this puddle of want, when he knows perfectly well he can't have ( ... )
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"This is downright ridiculous, Noah! I can't believe you let Finn and Rachel talk you into doing this."
"Babe, you know the power of Finn's puppy eyes and Rachel... well, Rachel is just your average Jewish mom, and that means she's scary as hell."
"And WHY US? Why not Sam, he would love to dress as Batman!"
"Actually, he wouldn't." as an answer to Kurt's raised eyebrow, he completed. "He's a die-hard Marvel fan. He would be offended if they asked him to dress as a DC character. And he doesn't have someone to play the hot sidekick." he added with a wink that made Kurt suspect that Puck might be enjoying the whole dress-up-for-Barbra's-5-year-party way too muchKurt sighed in defeat, cursing Rachel and her no-gender-discrimination policies. It would be much easier on him if she liked a Disney princess. They could ask Quinn to dress up as almost any of them. And if she liked Mulan or Tiana, they could ask Tina or ( ... )
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