31 Losses -- Day 4: Directions (G)raving_liberalJanuary 5 2012, 01:32:38 UTC
Turn left at the next light.
“There are no lights on this road, you idiotic robot voice,” Kurt screams at the monotone female voice coming from his GPS.
Turn left at the next light.
“There is nothing on this road! I’m not even sure this qualifies as an actual road!”
Turn left at the next light.
Kurt screams in frustration. “Shut up, shut up, shut up!” He jabs the button on the GPS, turning it off, and pulls his phone out of his pocket, holding down the button, and says, “Siri, call Noah.”
The phone rings four times, and Kurt is sure it’s going to roll over into voice mail when Noah’s sleepy voice finally answers. “Kurt?”
“I can’t find it! I’ve been driving and driving for hours, and the stupid GPS with its stupid fake female stupid robot voice keeps telling me to turn right at the next light, but there is no next light, Noah! There is no light! I am in the middle of nowhere
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Re: 31 Losses -- Day 4: Directions (G)dragons_rage598January 5 2012, 02:05:27 UTC
haha, love it! Those GPS can be dangerous, one led us onto a country road after a blizzard last year, needless to say we got stuck and I will forever not trust those things.
Re: 31 Losses -- Day 4: Directions (G)duochan_maxwellJanuary 5 2012, 12:17:58 UTC
Oh, Noah is just so sweet =] And I was waiting for the moment the damn GPS was going to say "recalculating" (or something like that. It bugs the hell out of me) only to be smashed in fury.
“There are no lights on this road, you idiotic robot voice,” Kurt screams at the monotone female voice coming from his GPS.
Turn left at the next light.
“There is nothing on this road! I’m not even sure this qualifies as an actual road!”
Turn left at the next light.
Kurt screams in frustration. “Shut up, shut up, shut up!” He jabs the button on the GPS, turning it off, and pulls his phone out of his pocket, holding down the button, and says, “Siri, call Noah.”
The phone rings four times, and Kurt is sure it’s going to roll over into voice mail when Noah’s sleepy voice finally answers. “Kurt?”
“I can’t find it! I’ve been driving and driving for hours, and the stupid GPS with its stupid fake female stupid robot voice keeps telling me to turn right at the next light, but there is no next light, Noah! There is no light! I am in the middle of nowhere ( ... )
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i love it.
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I think we've all been where Kurt is, sadly... those things aren't the most reliable. x_x
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