Due Punisment

[emocezi]

Authors: emocezi and setos_puppy
Title: Due Punishment
Wordcount: 11196
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: We do not own Glee nor do we make profit from this epic smut.
A/N: First some warnings....don't eat or drink while reading, don't operate heavy machinery while reading, and this fic may cause death/injury by masturbation and/or hot sex scenes. We are not responsible

Comments

[byte366]

EXCITEMENT!

Okay now I go read

[emocezi]

Way to steal the first comment.

[byte366]

Thats how I roll baby.

Now that I'm done reading, I am no longer coherent and can only come up with:

GUHHHNGHGGGGGHGHfLGHSNGHHHHHH

My mind feels much like you have Kurt feeling at the end of this. Well and truly mangled.

Goddess and Mistress of Slash and Porn, I do bow down to you both in all your greatness and perv-osity.

I'm not worthy

[setos_puppy]

Poor Kurt, he was abused and naughty and loved every second of it.

As your Mistress of Slash, I thank you.

[emocezi]

:3

Thank you for the alter and the sacrifices and the keysmashing filled with love and win.

~<3

*throws hearts at you*

[setos_puppy]

*hoses you down*

Thank you for all the lovely words.

This was really fun to write...

As for a sequel... I doubt it, but maybe, one day... *ponders off into the future*

[gleeker13]

Oh dear lord....I'm still in the process of reading this...but I just know the hot smexy smexy threesome is about to start....oh God...I need to prepare myself for this....(its good so far though xD)

[gleeker13]

Dears...I don't know how to react xD There's a pervert in me that absolutely loved it, and a prude that wants to kill the pervert (the pervert is telling her to kindly STFU)

But overall, my favorite part was the end where Finn forgot about them, because it was adorable <3

And the fact that the whole thing gave me a sense that Puck was jealous that Kurt wasn't being exclusive (cause he's just a hypocrite like that....a hot hypocrite)

[setos_puppy]

Thank you, dear

[setos_puppy]

Thank you darling.

So glad you enjoyed.

Now go reboot in the corner.

[emocezi]

O_O

epic review is epic.

I don't even know what to say in a reply to this.

So....thanks.

[lezi]

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(Because I'm classy, I only used an excerpt of the keyboard!smashing I did.)

HOLYFUCKYOUTWO. YOU GUYS--!!!!
There are not enough words in the English language to express my pure GLEE and FUCK and HOTOMGHOLDMESHITLICK...
Unf.

And I'm still scratching my head, trying to figure out how the FUCK you managed to make the ending fluffy. Seriously.

Because of you two, I'm spoiled for any other smut than "Lee and Mina's Panty-Exploding Smutfest." Copyrighted.

On a more serious note (I know, we usually like to keep to the smut than the serious), I really love you two. I love all of you in the little chat-family that formed. It's like... I have people I can be my true pervmonster self around, without being afraid of WTF MATE looks. It's pure bliss, and... I can't express how glad I am to have you, Lee and Mina, and July and Bri and Derick and Aini and Captain Morgan and Meli and everyone else.
Glee is infusing itself into my life, and I'm loving every moment of it. ♥

[setos_puppy]

YOU ARE SO SWEET, OMG. *FLAIL, FLAIL* ILUSFM, LEZI.

Also, that copyright, totally awesome.

*fans you*

[emocezi]

Awwwwwwwwww. We love you too Lyssa. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I'm totally copyrighting Lee and Mina's Panty-Exploding Smutfest®.

:D

[lezi]

*snicker*
You know that people will be afraid to ever write porn in this fandom again, right? It'll be up to you two in your Smutfest to write out all the smut from now on.

WELL NOW THAT I HAD MY (over)DOSE OF THE LONG-AWAITED PORN, I AM OFF TO BED.