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[emocezi]

Author: emocezi
Title:
Wordcount: 326 (smalles Fic I've written so far)
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee, nor do I make any profit from this tiny fiction.
A/N: Talking to lovelycudy after attempting to stuff too many Christmas presents in a too-small bag. :\

Comments

[byte366]

I DIDNT READ YET BUT I WANT FIRST

[lezi]

BOO YOU WHORE.

[byte366]

Hey she encouraged me!

[lezi]

I'M SURE.
xD

[lezi]

LMFAO I love this kind of fic, where people listen in to situations through a door or something, and instantly think it's something wrong, when in actuality, it's something as mundane as wrapping presents. :P
<3

[emocezi]

<3

Poor Burt.

[lezi]

The things we fangirls put him through for our amusement. :P

[emocezi]

:D

I torture Burt so much. But as you said, we'll buy him a six pack and he'll be okay.

[lezi]

Burt's pretty win, I have to concede. :P
And I think he'd be close to a heart failure, if he listened in on Puck and Kurt putting together an Ikea desk.
"NO, didn't you read the manual I gave you before we started?! You screw THAT into the HOLE!"
"I need a fucking MAP to figure out how to shove Stick A into Slot C? It doesn't seem that complicated!"
"YES YOU DO, because--hey, asshole--STICK A GOES INTO SLOT F!! SLOT. F, YOU FOOL."

...*Burt!faint*

XD

[emocezi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

slot F, YOU FOOL

*can't stop giggling*

Someone OTHER than me has to write that.

[allstarzs]

LOL! That was epic. Burt ftmfw!

[emocezi]

:D

[dana_norram]

CAN'T-FUCKING-STOP-LAUGHING.

You're the best, okay?

Also: Burt! \o\.

[lezi]

"Burt! \o\."

...I heard that "HANK!" commercial (from Starbucks) when you said that. xD

[dana_norram]

... and thanks to you and the YouTube now I really can't stop laughing. XDD

[lezi]

xD
If only everyone had their own crowd to cheer them on in life.