Overheard ditz on cellphone

[pucette]

"...and he's attending business school, so I don't think he's gay, no he's definitely not GAY..."

Um.

Comments

[vespered]

Because there are no gay businessmen. Don't you KNOW that?

[pucette]

How could I know that for sure, when I haven't dated any gay businessmen?!

[icecreamemperor]

You know, I hear there's a whole website for things like that.

[pucette]

Yeah that website is a hoot. I figured here I knew my audience... I'll go add it, though.