Listen To The Cookie

[ptevis]

I have a weakness for mediocre Chinese buffets. While there are downsides to this failing, the advantage is that I get to enjoy fortune cookie fortunes often. I suspect I'm not alone in being unable to read a fortune without mentally adding the words "...in bed." (For any Green Hills Software engineers, current or alums, who happen to be reading, I

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[faerieloch]

Back when Albert and I were dating, I twice received the fortune "You and your wife will be very happy." :P

[bloodthorn]

I have the exact same weakness. The best fortune I got was, "A mysterious stranger will come into our life." "our" life? Apparently the cookie bonded with me.