The best letter I have ever received.

[psychopeg]

[Name & Address Redacted

Comments

[zenmasterzeno]

You should reply:

"Dear Bail Bondsman,

If you ever need anyone to teach you grammar, DON'T COME TO ME BECAUSE THIS WOULD BE AN ABSURD BUSINESS ASSOCIATION.

xoxo,

~Peg"

[gryphonmage]

For those days when you need to bail out a student. Or your boyfriend.