Reasons why I should not neglect my ElJay for such long periods of time

[psychopeg]

1. Self-examination is a good thing, and very often, if I'm neglecting my LJ, I'm also not pausing to think about how I am, how I feel, etc. My feelings often surprise me when I'm writing here. And we all know how I feel about feelings. So.

2. I forget hilarious things! Like this, my new favorite bizzare workout video:

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I found myself watching an

Comments

[gryphonmage]

I did not do quite that well on the Bible quiz! I only got a 90 (clearly, I am a big ol sinner. And also I have no idea what order the books are in).

Also, why the Raven? Why not The Teacher - then you can make puns about schooling the bad guys.

The Raven!

[jenesisdark]

not to be confused with Raven, also in the DC (My life is a comic book...)
You can be The Black Raven! or The Dark Teacher!
Hmmm...

[zenmasterzeno]

OKWIGVAAHLCOPS?

That is the best name of anything ever.

[helmsing]

godhavemercy..i love your school stories

write a book. ppleease...so I can read it

[rubidium_37]

[triathgirl]

the only six pack I dream about involves malt beverages. I have gracefully accepted that my abs will never be in a visible six pack. *sigh*