I think it's all a hoax.

I think he got so tired of the stress from being in the public eye and caught up in all this little-boy-dick-fondling business, that he elaborately faked his death and is going to live the rest of his life in the woods somewhere.

JSLSRA (10:00:22 PM): He's gonna be the new Bigfoot
JSLSRA (10:00:27 PM): Or the new Jersey Devil
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JESSE IS FRANK ON SATURDAY OMFG

BIRTHDAY IN 17 DAYS
BIRTHDAY THINGY IN 16 DAYS
APARTMENT SO NOT READY FOR ANY SORT OF THINGY
NEED COUCH
NEED STUFF
GIVE ME STUFF
INVITE LIST IS GETTING REALLY LONG
OH GODZ

Broadway - In Concert
June 26 & 27 @ 7PM
East Providence Recreation Center Auditorium
100 Bullocks Point Avenue
Riverside, RI

Closing our fifth anniversary season, this show is a fundraiser for our upcoming fall production of "Into the Woods", which opens our Sixth Season.

Tickets $5
Visit www.eptheatre.org or call Brown Paper Tickets at 1-800-838-3006

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I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHAFUCKAH!

So I just been sittin around playing Plants vs. Zombies all day.
I'll probably do some more of that while Jesse is at prom.

I am gonna be hella busy with Into the Woods pretty soon. Cuz I'm the WITCH! I know my rehearsal schedule up until the end of July...
Days I have OFF:
June 19 - 21
June 23
June 25 - 29
July 2 - 5 (RIGHT BEFORE MY BIRFDAY!!! I do have ( Read more... )

JULIAN: Hey, Sammi! Let's do some riddles from my iTouch! Okay..."What has a name but does not exist?"

ME: ...God?

For the record, the stupid answer was "nothing".
We think my answer was better.

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Jesse 1454 up, 626 down
a complete pimp/stoner who everyone likes and who gets all the girls

jesse 813 up, 302 down
extremly amazing. very fly. person who is very loved <3 (:

Jesse 582 up, 232 down
Litteral Meaning- God exists.
MY MEANING
Anyone named Jesse will never die a virgin. '

Jesse 269 up, 90 down
A kind boy who knows just what ( Read more... )

Chocolate.
It wakes up the snail.