I shall pet him, and I shall love him, and I shall call him...

[psycho_barbie]

Drusilla gave me a squid. The woman is quite obviously psychotic and more than a little creepy, but she has good taste in pets.

Am thinking of calling him her it Camulus, both being slimy invertebrates. However, the squid is much cuter.

Hired storage space for my weapons I can get through this, I can use them off-campus, I will not start making

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[kawalsky]

Am thinking of calling him her it Camulus, both being slimy invertebrates. However, the squid is much cuter.

HAH.

[psycho_barbie]

What do you think, Kawalsky?

Is Camulus a good name for the little guy, or too much of an insult to the mighty and noble cephalopod?

[kawalsky]

*is a little intimidated by her psychotic look when it's turned towards him*

I'd say it's insulting the squid, but if you might as well go for something almost appropriate that gets an insult in too.

Insults at Goa'ulds are good.

[psycho_barbie]

I gathered as much from Janet.

*addresses squid*

You mind being named after the snake?

*squid makes tentacle motion that could be interpreted as agreement*

Camulus it is.

*grins at Kawalsky*

Or should that be Cam-mollusc?

[notstakedyet]

So you're still flirting with my daughter, huh?

[psycho_barbie]

Daughter? Guess that answers the vampire question.

*places hand over heart and monotones sarcastically*

Not even you can stand in the way of our love. We are going to run away to Lesbos and get married by Sappho. Then you can train me in the family business of kicking puppies.

Dad.

*drops hand*

Give my regards to Faith, next time you see her.

[notstakedyet]

There was a vampire question?

Christ, do I have to take an ad out in our non-existant school paper or something?

[psycho_barbie]

Fingers not as close to the school pulse as you thought, Mr Junior Achiever?

*snorts*

Not about you, you rampant egomaniac, about Drusilla. Woman's obviously psycho, gives off some of the creepiest vibes known to man, but I've seen more than enough of my share of fucked up shit to know that that doesn't automatically mean vampire. And it's not like anyone round here was suicidal enough to go and ask her.

[mparkerceo]

She gave you a squid?

*eyes Cam-mollusc, wonderingly*

...she didn't give me a squid!

[psycho_barbie]

Yeah.

*feeds Cam-mollusc*

She also didn't turn up to your room and make with the freaky -talk, so it evens out.