blah blah blah, unimportant shit, blah.

[psychic_stoner]

Man, my mojo's itchin'. Which, you know, makes me really uncomfortable because I don't want to start telling people what to do or siccing gay porn on the better looking guys around here, but I kinda fuckin' want to just because I can. I wonder if this was how Webber---yeah, never mind. Not going to finish that sentence. Not even gonna fuckin'

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[hasthatright]

We have what you need.

[psychic_stoner]

...who's we and what exactly is it you think I need? Because the range of shit I need is pretty much endless, bro.

Private to the New Dude

[a_hat_trick]

Careful with that guy. He's a total sleeze, scares the hell out of most people. Goes around calling himself The Master. Not the slightest bit weird.

Private back atcha bro

[psychic_stoner]

Name's Andy. You?

The Master? Of what? Man I hate egomaniacs. Fair enough but I'm still curious what the guy thinks he's got that I need. Thanks for the heads up, bro.

[lulu8889]

Your mojo?

Toronto's super easy to get to. Train. I'm more fond of Aternaville than Toronto to be honest.

Clearly you should do something to fix your boredom.

[psychic_stoner]

That's what I said, beautiful ;)

I've looked around...this town doesn't have what I'm looking for right this moment, but thanks.

Clearly. Wanna help?

[lulu8889]

What sort of mojo would that be?

No? Are you sure you're not just looking in the wrong places?

Maybe.

[psychic_stoner]

That's for me to know. We've had this discussion, I think. Every man has his secrets.

Pretty sure haha

Oh, really? You busy right now?

filtered

[brainpanned]

been:
a good boy?

Andy/River

[psychic_stoner]

Yeah I'm tryin' anyway. Hence the itch.

[a_hat_trick]

Mediocre or not, go fulfill the pie craving. Trust me, the food kicks ass and the waitresses are slamming.

[psychic_stoner]

Yeah? I could do with some good scenery...I haven't scammed on any hotties in person in a while. Are they nice, at least, or are they the type that know they're slammin' so they won't really talk to an average dude?

[a_hat_trick]

One's taken, but the other two are totally down to earth. The tiny one's really funny, too. Hope you have a thing for blondes?

[psychic_stoner]

Well that's lame, she's probably the hottest one, too, right? Ain't that always the fuckin' luck, man?

As for blondes...heh. Who doesn't?