7x13 Nip and Suck It
originally posted April 18, 2015
SHAWN
Bought Henry a new phone and set the ringtone: “I’m Mr Bootyman”
Keeps Henry from entering the morgue
Sees scars along the hairline of the body
Goes to the plastic surgery clinic
Lists Val Kilmer as his emergency contact
Offers his features as a template
Wants to know when Henry and Joan met
Accuses Joan of being the killer
Dreamed of being adopted
Admits most of his theories are half-baked
Tells Henry he doesn’t need his help anymore
Poses as part of a gay couple to get a massage and question a suspect
Gets Joan’s number off Henry’s phone
Hides while Henry talks with Joan
Follows Henry
Gets out of the car to go to a food truck
Impersonates Henry over the phone telling Joan he’s in an adult bookstore and hasn’t had the touch of a woman since Maroon 5’s first album
Beats Henry to the address of Joan’s rival
Uses fish puns towards Henry
Believes Joan was set-up
Goes to Joan’s office with Gus and Henry
Shares the big reveal with Henry
Fistbumps Henry
Gets officially back with Juliet
Wrote “Psych’s Guide to Crime Fighting for the Totally Unqualified”
GUS
Goes to the plastic surgery clinic
Is told his earlobes are a little bulbous
Poses as part of a gay couple to get a massage and question a suspect
Does not want to remove any of his clothes for massage by a man
It’s been 16 days since he talked with Rachael
Swipes a hat from guy at a café to cover his ears
Hides while Henry talks with Joan
Follows Henry
Gets out of the car to go to a food truck
Beats Henry to the address of Joan’s rival
Lets Dr. Ted inject Botox into his forehead
Uses fish puns towards Henry
Believes Joan was set-up
Goes to Joan’s office with Shawn and Henry
Wrote “Psych’s Guide to Crime Fighting for the Totally Unqualified”
Receives a basket of cookies and a note from Rachael asking to talk
Cries as he eats the cookies
JULIET
Officially gets back together with Shawn
HENRY
Has taken up birdwatching
Got a new cellphone from Shawn with the ringtone “Mr. Bootyman”
Finds a dead body in the woods
Has golf tees in his pocket
Excited to be back in the station and starts acting like he’s in charge
Waiting at the clinic when Shawn leaves
Went on a date with Dr. Joan
Is ahead of Shawn in the investigation
Has been hired by Dr. Joan
Is 55
Didn’t follow-up dating Joan so he could concentrate on being a better father
Faked-out Shawn and Gus by pretending to take a nap while they were following him
Tells Shawn a good cop relies on instinct
Was a detective for 30 years
Accidentally knocks over Joan’s purse and find Nutox and a syringe
Inadvertently takes a selfie and sees how bald he is
Calls the police about the vial
Gets hit on the head with a mounted fish
Dejected about being wrong
At home putting golf in his bathrobe
Knew Shawn and Gus would come up with a break in the case and has regular clothes on under the robe
Goes to Joan’s office with Gus and Shawn
Shares the big reveal with Shawn
Fistbumps Shawn
Goes fishing with Joan
Takes measurements of the Psych office, thinking of coming out of retirement
WOODY
Knows what a 69 year old woman looks like naked
Knows the work of Dr. Joan Diamond
Crashes at the morgue - formaldehyde lulls him to sleep
RACHAEL
Sends a basket of cookies and a note asking to talk
JOAN
Catches Shawn on the computer
Tells Gus his earlobes are slightly bulbous
Knows Henry
Thinks Shawn was adopted
Hires Henry
Once went on a date with Henry
Comes to thank Henry and brings a bottle of wine
Gives Henry another shot at a second date
Knocks Henry out with one of his mounted fish and steals his phone
Returns Henry’s phone with a note and cheerleading photo
goes fishing with Henry
TED
Tells Gus his earlobes are fine but he has a large forehead crease
Has fake diplomas
Is an authorized dishwasher salesman
Has two cats: Marco Polo and Buttons
Gets bailed out
Real last name is Matuzak
PINEAPPLE SIGHTING
There is a pineapple on Henry’s wet bar but there are also pineapples on the cookie wrappers at the end
GUS NICKNAMES
Mr. Nussbaum
My brother Daryl
SHAWN’S NICKNAMES
Mr. Nussbaum
BILLY v. VAL
Billy: 4
Val: 6
DENZEL WATCH
Series - 5
SHAWN & GUS FISTBUMP
Episode: 1
Series: 62
CATCHPHRASES
“Suck it” (episode: 1 series: 28)
“You know that’s right.” (episode: 1 series: 26)
“C’mon, son.” (episode: 3 Series: 25)
ALLUSIONS
“Nip and Suck It” is a blend of “nip and tuck”, a term regarding plastic surgery and one of Shawn and Gus’ favorite phrases “suck it”
“It's very common to spot a dark-eyed junco.” - The dark-eyed junco (Junco hyemalis) is the best-known species of the juncos, a genus of small grayish American sparrows. This bird is common across much of temperate North America and in summer ranges far into the Arctic. It is a very variable species, much like the related fox sparrow (Passerella iliaca), and its systematics are still not completely untangled.
“But let's keep our eyes peeled for a ruddy turnstone or maybe a wandering tattler.” - The ruddy turnstone (Arenaria interpres) is a small wading bird, one of two species of turnstone in the genus Arenaria. It is now classified in the sandpiper family Scolopacidae but was formerly sometimes placed in the plover family Charadriidae. It is a highly migratory bird, breeding in northern parts of Eurasia and North America and flying south to winter on coastlines almost worldwide. It is the only species of turnstone in much of its range and is often known simply as turnstone. The wandering tattler (Tringa incana) (formerly Heteroscelus incanus: Pereira & Baker, 2005; Banks et al., 2006), is a medium-sized wading bird. It is similar in appearance to the closely related gray-tailed tattler, T. brevipes. The tattlers are unique among the species of Tringa for having unpatterned, greyish wings and backs, and a scaly breast pattern extending more or less onto the belly in breeding plumage, in which both also have a rather prominent supercilium.
“There's a lovely mature hooded oriole in the far tree.” - The hooded oriole (Icterus cucullatus) is a medium-sized New World oriole.
“The same way Bruce Jenner transformed himself into Fire Marshal Bill: cosmetic surgery.” - Caitlyn Marie Jenner (born October 28, 1949), formerly known as Bruce Jenner, is an American television personality and retired Olympic gold medal-winning decathlete. Jenner was a college football player for the Graceland Yellowjackets before incurring a knee injury requiring surgery. Coach L. D. Weldon, who had coached Olympic decathlete Jack Parker, convinced Jenner to try the decathlon. After intense training, Jenner won the 1976 Olympics decathlon title at the Montreal Summer Olympics (after a Soviet athlete had won the title in 1972) during the Cold War, gaining fame as "an all-American hero". Jenner set a third successive world record while winning the Olympics. The winner of the Olympic decathlon is traditionally given the unofficial title of "world's greatest athlete." With that stature, Jenner subsequently established a career in television, film, authoring, as a Playgirl cover model, auto racing, and business. Jenner has six children from marriages to ex-wives Chrystie Crownover, Linda Thompson and Kris Jenner. Since 2007, Jenner has appeared on the reality television series Keeping Up with the Kardashians with Kris; their daughters Kendall and Kylie Jenner; and step-children Kourtney, Kimberley, Khloé and Rob Kardashian. Previously identifying publicly as a male, Jenner revealed her identity as a trans woman in April 2015 and publicly announced her name change from Bruce to Caitlyn in a July 2015 Vanity Fair cover story. Her name and gender change became official on September 25, 2015. She has been called the most famous openly transgender woman in the world. Jenner currently stars in the reality television series I Am Cait, which focuses on her gender transition. Fire Marshall Bill is a character created by Jim Carrey during “On Living Color”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UpZZGeOP2Q
“She also appeared on The Love Boat back when she was a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.” - The Love Boat is an American television series set on a cruise ship, which aired on the ABC Television Network from September 24, 1977, until February 27, 1987. The show revolves around the ship's captain (played by Gavin MacLeod) and a handful of its crew, with several passengers - played by different guest actors for each episode - having romantic and humorous adventures. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AITTt_8OhNA The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders are the National Football League cheerleading squad representing the Dallas Cowboys. The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are widely regarded by many as one of the best cheerleading squads in the NFL.
“There was enough botulism toxin in here to de-wrinkle all the shar peis in China.” - Shar Pei is a breed of dog known for its distinctive features of deep wrinkles and a blue-black tongue. The breed comes from China. The name (沙皮, pinyin: shā pí; English name probably derived from British spelling of the Cantonese equivalent, sā pèih) translates to "sand skin" and refers to the texture of its short, rough coat. As puppies, Shar Pei have numerous wrinkles, but as they mature, these wrinkles loosen and spread out as they "grow into their skin". Shar Pei were named in 1978 as one of the world's rarest dog breeds by TIME magazine and the Guinness World Records. The American Kennel Club did not recognize the breed until 1991. Botulinum toxin (BTX) is a neurotoxic protein produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum and related species. It is also produced commercially for medical, cosmetic, and research use. There are two main commercial types: botulinum toxin type A and botulinum toxin type B. Botulinum toxin types A and B are used in medicine for, among others, upper motor neuron syndrome, focal hyperhidrosis, blepharospasm, strabismus, chronic migraine and bruxism. It is also widely used in cosmetic treatments. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration requires a boxed warning stating that when locally administered the toxin may spread from the injection site to other areas of the body, causing botulism. The warning was the result of deaths associated with its uses. The commercial form is marketed under the brand name Botox, among others. Botox is made by Allergan.
“Mr. Spencer, you've listed your emergency contact as Val Kilmer.” - Val Kilmer is an American actor. Originally a stage actor, Kilmer became popular in the mid-1980s after a string of appearances in comedy films, starting with Top Secret! (1984), then the cult classic Real Genius (1985), as well as the blockbuster action film Top Gun (1986) and the swords and sorcery fantasy film Willow (1988). Some of his notable film roles include Jim Morrison in The Doors (1991), Doc Holliday in Tombstone (1993), armed robber Chris Shiherilis in Heat (1995), Bruce Wayne / Batman in Batman Forever (1995), Simon Templar in The Saint (1997), astronaut Robby Gallagher in Red Planet (2000), and a meth-using informant in The Salton Sea (2002).
“Perhaps you noticed my Aston Martin parked out front.” - Aston Martin Lagonda Limited is a British manufacturer of luxury sports cars and grand tourers. It was founded in 1913 by Lionel Martin and Robert Bamford. The firm became associated with luxury grand touring cars in the 1950s and 1960s, and with the fictional character James Bond following his use of a DB5 model in the 1964 film Goldfinger.
“But you can tell Val I'll be his Huckleberry forever.” - Huckleberries hold a place in archaic American English slang. The tiny size of the berries led to their use as a way of referring to something small, often affectionately as in the lyrics of Moon River. The phrase "a huckleberry over my persimmon" was used to mean "a bit beyond my abilities". "I'm your huckleberry" is a way of saying that one is just the right person for a given job. The range of slang meanings of huckleberry in the 19th century was fairly large, also referring to significant persons or nice persons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OWNspU_yE
“Julia Roberts's mouth, Cameron Diaz's eyes, Patricia Heaton's widow's peak.” - Julia Roberts is an American actress and producer. She became a Hollywood star after headlining the romantic comedy Pretty Woman (1990), which grossed $464 million worldwide. After winning two Golden Globe Awards and also receiving Academy Award nominations for Steel Magnolias (1989) and Pretty Woman, she won the Academy Award for Best Actress for her performance in Erin Brockovich (2000). Cameron Diaz is an American actress, producer and former fashion model. She rose to stardom in the 1990s with roles in The Mask (1994), My Best Friend's Wedding (1997) and There's Something About Mary (1998). Other high-profile credits include Charlie's Angels (2000) and its sequel Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003), voicing the character of Princess Fiona in the Shrek series (2001-10), The Holiday (2006), Knight and Day (2010), The Green Hornet (2011), Bad Teacher (2011), and The Other Woman (2014). Patricia Heaton is an American actress and producer. She is known for portraying Debra Barone on the CBS sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond from 1996 to 2005, for which she won two Primetime Emmy Awards, and as Frances "Frankie" Heck on the ABC sitcom The Middle (2009-present).
“Shelley ‘weird-scienced’ herself a new face.” - Weird Science is a 1985 American teen sci-fi comedy film written and directed by John Hughes and starring Anthony Michael Hall, Ilan Mitchell-Smith, and Kelly LeBrock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25q3hxlgvw4
Lori Loughlin (Dr. Joan) - Lori Loughlin an American actress and model. She is best known for her role as Rebecca Donaldson Katsopolis on the ABC sitcom Full House, appearing in the series from 1988 to 1995. From 2008 to 2011, she played Debbie Wilson on the The CW series 90210 (2008-11, 2012), a spin-off of Beverly Hills, 90210. She is also known for playing of Ava Gregory on the The WB series Summerland (2004-05), which she also co-created and produced. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNgpg3TFXyA
“I'm trying to track a shipment of Beanie Babies that I sent.” - Beanie Babies is a line of popular stuffed animals, made by Ty Warner Inc., which was later renamed as Ty Inc. in late 1993. Each toy has an inner posable lining (metal threads that allows the toy to remain in a certain posture or pose) and is stuffed with plastic pellets (or "beans") rather than conventional stuffing (see PVC and PE), giving Beanie Babies a flexible feel. In a rare interview Warner said "The whole idea was it looked real because it moved."
“Just look at Denzel.” - Denzel Washington is an American actor and filmmaker. Washington has received much critical acclaim for his film work since the 1990s, including his portrayals of real-life figures such as South African anti-apartheid activist Steve Biko (in the 1987 film Cry Freedom), Muslim minister and human rights activist Malcolm X (in the 1992 film Malcolm X), boxer Rubin "Hurricane" Carter (in the 1999 film The Hurricane), football coach Herman Boone (in the 2000 film Remember the Titans), poet and educator Melvin B. Tolson (in the 2007 film The Great Debaters), and drug kingpin Frank Lucas (in the 2007 film American Gangster). He has been a featured actor in the films produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and was a frequent collaborator of the late director Tony Scott. Washington has received two Golden Globe awards, a Tony Award, and two Academy Awards: Best Supporting Actor for the historical drama-war film Glory (1989) and Best Actor for his role as a corrupt cop in the crime thriller Training Day (2001).
“Where, the Witness Protection program?” - The Witness Protection Program is protection of a threatened witness or any person involved in the justice system, including defendants and other clients, before, during and after a trial, usually by police. While a witness may only require protection until the conclusion of a trial, some witnesses are provided with a new identity and may live out the rest of their lives under government protection. Witness protection is usually required in trials against organized crime, where law enforcement sees a risk for witnesses to be intimidated by colleagues of defendants. It is also used at war crime trials. The United States established a formal program of witness protection, run by the U.S. Marshal Service, under the Organized Crime Control Act of 1970. Before that, witness protection had been instituted under the Ku Klux Klan Act of 1871 to protect people testifying against members of the Ku Klux Klan. Earlier in the 20th century, the Federal Bureau of Investigation also occasionally crafted new identities to protect witnesses.
“You see, Dr. Death, Shelley was suing you.” - There are many people associated with this name for either causing deaths or assisting terminal patients http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Death
“Come on, kid, you gotta admit, that's a pretty lame movie of the week you're writing.” - ABC Movie of the Week was a weekly television anthology series, featuring made-for-TV movies, that aired on the ABC network in various permutations from 1969 to 1976, though ABC continued to premiere new TV films every Sunday prime time night until 2005
“Tricia, Tricia, Tricia” - A play on the oft-quoted “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” from the TV show, “The Brady Bunch”. (Snickers uses this in a commercial) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICVXf8Vznec
“This is my brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl.” - Three brothers from the TV show “Newhart”. William Sanderson, Tony Papenfuss, and John Voldstad as brothers Larry, Darryl, and Darryl. The three, whose last name is never mentioned, are backwoodsmen who live in a shack. Larry introduces the group the same way every time they make an appearance: "Hi, I'm Larry; this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yyB06HvAjI (3 minutes in)
“What's up, Dogstar?’ - Dogstar was an alternative rock group active from the mid-1990s to the early 2000s. The band performed at the 1996 Zwemdokrock Festival (Lummen, Belgium) and at the 1999 Glastonbury Festival (United Kingdom), and it released an EP and two albums. The band garnered media attention due to the non-musical activities of bassist Keanu Reeves, who starred in major Hollywood action films such as Point Break and The Matrix. (I’m guessing this is the reference due to the guy’s laid back stoner attitude)
“Twin sister or cyborg made in her image.” - A cyborg (short for "cybernetic organism") is a being with both organic and biomechatronic body parts. The term was coined in 1960 by Manfred Clynes and Nathan S. Kline. The term cyborg is not the same thing as bionic, biorobot or android; it applies to an organism that has restored function or enhanced abilities due to the integration of some artificial component or technology that relies on some sort of feedback. While cyborgs are commonly thought of as mammals, including humans, they might also conceivably be any kind of organism. It is hypothesized that cyborg technology will form a part of postbiological evolution, in the form of transhumanism - where people are artificially enhanced beyond their original biological characteristics.
“Now what do we have besides four jumbo kurobuta pork dogs?” - “The Other Red Meat,” Kurobuta Pork is a heritage breed offering superior marbling. Also known as “Berkshire Pork” or “The Kobe Beef of Pork,” Kurobuta Pork was originally bred and strictly raised for royalty in England. Not all Berkshire can be called Kurobuta. Our 100% verified Berkshire bloodline Kurobuta pork is raised by mid-west family farms to be the juiciest, most tender and flavorful pork you can offer your customers. (quote from North American Meats website)
“I haven't had the touch of a woman since the first Maroon 5 album came out.” - Maroon 5 is an American pop rock band that originated in Los Angeles, California. The group was formed in 1994 as Kara's Flowers while its members were still in high school and originally consisted of Adam Levine (lead vocals, guitar), Jesse Carmichael (guitar, backing vocals) Mickey Madden (bass guitar) and Ryan Dusick (drums). In 2001, the band regrouped, with guitarist James Valentine added to the line-up, and pursued a new direction under the name Maroon 5. The band won the Grammy Award for Best New Artist in 2005. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPpTgCho5ZA
Gregory Harrison (Ted Lomax) - Gregory Harrison is an American actor. He is known for his role as Chandler in the 1987 cult favorite North Shore and as Dr. George Alonzo "Gonzo" Gates on the CBS series Trapper John, M.D. 1979-85. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l762gxz2LyM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIdRgqfHSGQ
“Pass...a-dena.” - Pasadena /ˌpæsəˈdiːnə/ is a city in Los Angeles County, California, United States. As of 2013, the estimated population of Pasadena was 139,731, making it the 183rd-largest city in the United States. Pasadena is the ninth-largest city in Los Angeles County. Pasadena was incorporated on June 19, 1886, becoming only the second city to be incorporated in what is now Los Angeles County, after Los Angeles (April 4, 1850). It is one of the primary cultural centers of the San Gabriel Valley. The city is known for hosting the annual Rose Bowl football game and Tournament of Roses Parade. In addition, Pasadena is also home to many scientific and cultural institutions, including the California Institute of Technology (Caltech), the Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena City College, Fuller Theological Seminary, Art Center College of Design, the Pasadena Playhouse, the Norton Simon Museum of Art and the Pacific Asia Museum.
“You sure that isn't acid reflux?” - Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD), gastro-oesophageal reflux disease (GORD), gastric reflux disease, acid reflux disease, or reflux (in babies and young children) is a chronic condition of mucosal damage caused by stomach acid coming up from the stomach into the esophagus (chronic reflux). Occasional reflux causes heartburn, but chronic reflux leads to reflux esophagitis, GERD, and sometimes Barrett esophagus.
“Or is it hard to tell on account of his perfectly sculpted flan face?” - Flan is an open pastry or sponge cake containing a sweet or savoury filling. A typical flan of this sort is round, with shortcrust pastry. It is similar to a custard tart or a South African melktert.
“I'm just a nice farm girl from Bismarck.” - Bismarck (/ˈbɪzˌmɑːrk/) is the capital of the U.S. state of North Dakota and the county seat of Burleigh County. It is the second most populous city in North Dakota after Fargo. The city's population was 61,272 at the 2010 census, while its metropolitan population was 126,597. In 2014, Forbes magazine ranked Bismarck as the seventh fastest-growing small city in the United States. Bismarck was founded in 1872 and has been North Dakota's capital city since the State was created from Dakota Territory and admitted to the Union in 1889. Bismarck is on the east bank of the Missouri River, directly across the river from Mandan. The two cities make up the core of the Bismarck-Mandan Metropolitan Statistical Area. The North Dakota State Capitol, the tallest building in the state, is in central Bismarck. The state government employs more than 4,000 in the city. As a hub of retail and health care, Bismarck is the economic center of south-central North Dakota and north-central South Dakota.
“In Slovenia.” - Slovenia (Listeni/sloʊˈviːniə, slə-, -njə/ sloh-vee-nee-ə; Slovene: Slovenija [slɔˈʋéːnija]), officially the Republic of Slovenia (Slovene: About this sound Republika Slovenija (help·info), abbr.: RS), is a nation state in southern Central Europe, located at the crossroads of main European cultural and trade routes. It is bordered by Italy to the west, Austria to the north, Hungary to the northeast, Croatia to the south and southeast, and the Adriatic Sea to the southwest. It covers 20,273 square kilometers (7,827 sq mi) and has a population of 2.06 million. It is a parliamentary republic and a member of the United Nations, European Union, and NATO. The capital and largest city is Ljubljana.
“Looks like you'll be making conjugal visits to Dr. Joan at Lompoc.” - The Federal Correctional Institution, Lompoc (FCI Lompoc) is a low-security United States federal prison for male inmates in California. It is part of the Lompoc Federal Correctional Complex (FCC Lompoc) and is operated by the Federal Bureau of Prisons, a division of the United States Department of Justice. FCC Lompoc is located within the city of Lompoc, 175 miles (282 km) northwest of Los Angeles, adjacent to Vandenberg Air Force Base.
“Marco Polo and Buttons.” - Marco Polo (Listeni/ˈmɑːrkoʊ ˈpoʊloʊ/; Italian pronunciation: [ˈmarko ˈpɔːlo]; c.1254 - January 8-9, 1324) was an Italian merchant traveller whose travels are recorded in Livres des merveilles du monde (Book of the Marvels of the World, also known as The Travels of Marco Polo, c. 1300), a book that introduced Europeans to Central Asia and China. He learned the mercantile trade from his father and uncle, Niccolò and Maffeo, who travelled through Asia, and met Kublai Khan. In 1269, they returned to Venice to meet Marco for the first time. The three of them embarked on an epic journey to Asia, returning after 24 years to find Venice at war with Genoa; Marco was imprisoned and dictated his stories to a cellmate. He was released in 1299, became a wealthy merchant, married, and had three children. He died in 1324 and was buried in the church of San Lorenzo in Venice.
“You look like Grace Jones in Boomerang.” - Grace Jones is a Jamaican singer, songwriter, model, record producer, and actress. She was born in Spanish Town, Jamaica and raised by her grandparents. At 13 she moved with her siblings to their parents' home in Syracuse, New York. Jones started out as a model, initially in New York state, then in Paris, working for Yves St. Laurent, Claude Montana, and Kenzo Takada, and appearing on the covers of Elle, Vogue, and Stern working with Helmut Newton, Guy Bourdin, and Hans Feurer. 1992 saw Jones starring as Helen Strangé, in the Eddie Murphy film Boomerang, for which she also contributed the song "7 Day Weekend" to its soundtrack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIN3IE3DHqc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXzHiBNgsGY
“Well, the bad news is because Dr. Diamond took your phone, we don't have your picture of the vial of the stuff that's making Guster look like Li’l Wayne Newton.” - Lil’l Wayne is an American rapper, songwriter, and entrepreneur from New Orleans, Louisiana. In 1991, at the age of nine, Lil Wayne joined Cash Money Records as the youngest member of the label, and half of the duo The B.G.'z, alongside fellow New Orleans-based rapper Lil' Doogie. In 1996, Lil Wayne formed the Southern hip hop group Hot Boys, with his Cash Money label-mates Juvenile, Young Turk and Lil' Doogie (who now goes by B.G.). Hot Boys debuted with Get It How U Live! that same year. Lil Wayne gained most of his success with the group's major selling album Guerrilla Warfare (1999). Along with being the flagship artist of Cash Money Records, Lil Wayne is also the chief executive officer (CEO) of his own imprint, Young Money Entertainment, which he founded in 2005. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZLUa8JUR18 Wayne Newton is an American singer and entertainer. One of the best-known entertainers in Las Vegas, Nevada, he is known by the nicknames The Midnight Idol, Mr. Las Vegas and Mr. Entertainment. His well known songs include 1972's "Daddy, Don't You Walk So Fast" (his biggest hit, peaking at No. 4 on the Billboard chart), "Years" (1980), and his vocal version of "Red Roses for a Blue Lady" (1965). He is best known for his signature song, "Danke Schoen" (1963), which was notably used in the score for "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" (1986). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRPILZS1hc8
“Intuition and People magazine.” - People is a weekly American magazine of celebrity and human-interest stories, published by Time Inc. With a readership of 46.6 million adults, People has the largest audience of any American magazine. The premiere edition of March 4, 1974 featured actress Mia Farrow, then starring in the movie The Great Gatsby, on the cover. That issue also featured stories on Gloria Vanderbilt, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn and the wives of U.S. Vietnam veterans who were Missing In Action. The magazine was, apart from its cover, printed in black-and-white. The initial cover price was 35 cents (equivalent to $1.67 in 2015).
“Something about the smell of formaldehyde just lulls me to sleep.” - Formaldehyde is a naturally-occurring organic compound with the formula CH2O. It is the simplest aldehyde and is also known by its systematic name methanal. The common name of this substance comes from its similarity and relation to formic acid. Formaldehyde is an important precursor to many other materials and chemical compounds. In 1996, the installed capacity for the production of formaldehyde was estimated to be 8.7 million tons per year. It is mainly used in the production of industrial resins, e.g., for particle board and coatings. In view of its widespread use, toxicity, and volatility, formaldehyde is a significant consideration for human health. In 2011, the US National Toxicology Program described formaldehyde as "known to be a human carcinogen".
“She's guilty as Mrs. O'Leary's cow.” - The cow belonging to Mrs. Catherine O'Leary that is often blamed in folklore for starting the Great Chicago Fire of 1871
“Gus does the African-American version of Face Off with himself.” - Face Off is a 1997 American science fiction action thriller film directed by John Woo and starring John Travolta and Nicolas Cage. Travolta is an FBI agent and Cage is a terrorist, sworn enemies who assume the physical appearances of each other. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vlg-VRc6TbY
“I'm reading excerpts at Barnes & Noble next week.” - Barnes and Noble is a Fortune 500 company, the largest retail bookseller in the United States, and a leading retailer of content, digital media and educational products in the country. The company operates 658 retail stores (as of November 1, 2014) in all 50 U.S. states in addition to 714 college bookstores that serve over 5 million students and more than 250,000 faculty members across the country. Barnes & Noble originated in 1886 with a bookstore called Arthur Hinds & Company, located in the Cooper Union Building in New York City. In the fall of 1886, Gilbert Clifford Noble, a then-recent Harvard graduate from Westfield, Massachusetts, was hired to work there as a clerk. In 1894 Noble was made a partner, and the name of the shop was changed to Hinds & Noble. In 1901 Hinds & Noble moved to 31-35 W. 15th Street. In 1917, Noble bought out Hinds and entered into a partnership with William Barnes, son of his old friend Charles; the name of the store was changed accordingly to Barnes & Noble.
CONTINUITY
“He’s had a tough year. He got shot” - referring once again to Henry being shot by Jerry Carp (6x16 "Santabarbaratown")
Lori Loughlin - “Oh, for the love of Lori Loughlin.” (2x01 “American Duos”)
Henry takes measurements of the office -
“Psych’s Guide to Crime Fighting for the Totally Unqualified” - A real tie-in book. You've seen him solve unsolvable crimes, stop unstoppable killers, and consume unconsumable breakfast cereals. Now Shawn Spencer, the mastermind from TV's hit show Psych, shows you how to become a fake psychic-and a real detective-using his patented methods of crime-fighting awesomeness. Along the way, he'll help you deal with whiny sidekicks (that means you, Gus), interfering police officers (including but not limited to Chief Vick, Lassiter, Henry, Buzz MacNab, and, ah, Juliet), and flashes of genius (like Evel Knievel's white leather jumpsuit).
SHAWN
Bought Henry a new phone and set the ringtone: “I’m Mr Bootyman”
Keeps Henry from entering the morgue
Sees scars along the hairline of the body
Goes to the plastic surgery clinic
Lists Val Kilmer as his emergency contact
Offers his features as a template
Wants to know when Henry and Joan met
Accuses Joan of being the killer
Dreamed of being adopted
Admits most of his theories are half-baked
Tells Henry he doesn’t need his help anymore
Poses as part of a gay couple to get a massage and question a suspect
Gets Joan’s number off Henry’s phone
Hides while Henry talks with Joan
Follows Henry
Gets out of the car to go to a food truck
Impersonates Henry over the phone telling Joan he’s in an adult bookstore and hasn’t had the touch of a woman since Maroon 5’s first album
Beats Henry to the address of Joan’s rival
Uses fish puns towards Henry
Believes Joan was set-up
Goes to Joan’s office with Gus and Henry
Shares the big reveal with Henry
Fistbumps Henry
Gets officially back with Juliet
Wrote “Psych’s Guide to Crime Fighting for the Totally Unqualified”
GUS
Goes to the plastic surgery clinic
Is told his earlobes are a little bulbous
Poses as part of a gay couple to get a massage and question a suspect
Does not want to remove any of his clothes for massage by a man
It’s been 16 days since he talked with Rachael
Swipes a hat from guy at a café to cover his ears
Hides while Henry talks with Joan
Follows Henry
Gets out of the car to go to a food truck
Beats Henry to the address of Joan’s rival
Lets Dr. Ted inject Botox into his forehead
Uses fish puns towards Henry
Believes Joan was set-up
Goes to Joan’s office with Shawn and Henry
Wrote “Psych’s Guide to Crime Fighting for the Totally Unqualified”
Receives a basket of cookies and a note from Rachael asking to talk
Cries as he eats the cookies
JULIET
Officially gets back together with Shawn
HENRY
Has taken up birdwatching
Got a new cellphone from Shawn with the ringtone “Mr. Bootyman”
Finds a dead body in the woods
Has golf tees in his pocket
Excited to be back in the station and starts acting like he’s in charge
Waiting at the clinic when Shawn leaves
Went on a date with Dr. Joan
Is ahead of Shawn in the investigation
Has been hired by Dr. Joan
Is 55
Didn’t follow-up dating Joan so he could concentrate on being a better father
Faked-out Shawn and Gus by pretending to take a nap while they were following him
Tells Shawn a good cop relies on instinct
Was a detective for 30 years
Accidentally knocks over Joan’s purse and find Nutox and a syringe
Inadvertently takes a selfie and sees how bald he is
Calls the police about the vial
Gets hit on the head with a mounted fish
Dejected about being wrong
At home putting golf in his bathrobe
Knew Shawn and Gus would come up with a break in the case and has regular clothes on under the robe
Goes to Joan’s office with Gus and Shawn
Shares the big reveal with Shawn
Fistbumps Shawn
Goes fishing with Joan
Takes measurements of the Psych office, thinking of coming out of retirement
WOODY
Knows what a 69 year old woman looks like naked
Knows the work of Dr. Joan Diamond
Crashes at the morgue - formaldehyde lulls him to sleep
RACHAEL
Sends a basket of cookies and a note asking to talk
JOAN
Catches Shawn on the computer
Tells Gus his earlobes are slightly bulbous
Knows Henry
Thinks Shawn was adopted
Hires Henry
Once went on a date with Henry
Comes to thank Henry and brings a bottle of wine
Gives Henry another shot at a second date
Knocks Henry out with one of his mounted fish and steals his phone
Returns Henry’s phone with a note and cheerleading photo
goes fishing with Henry
TED
Tells Gus his earlobes are fine but he has a large forehead crease
Has fake diplomas
Is an authorized dishwasher salesman
Has two cats: Marco Polo and Buttons
Gets bailed out
Real last name is Matuzak
PINEAPPLE SIGHTING
There is a pineapple on Henry’s wet bar but there are also pineapples on the cookie wrappers at the end
GUS NICKNAMES
Mr. Nussbaum
My brother Daryl
SHAWN’S NICKNAMES
Mr. Nussbaum
BILLY v. VAL
Billy: 4
Val: 6
DENZEL WATCH
Series - 5
SHAWN & GUS FISTBUMP
Episode: 1
Series: 62
CATCHPHRASES
“Suck it” (episode: 1 series: 28)
“You know that’s right.” (episode: 1 series: 26)
“C’mon, son.” (episode: 3 Series: 25)
ALLUSIONS
“Nip and Suck It” is a blend of “nip and tuck”, a term regarding plastic surgery and one of Shawn and Gus’ favorite phrases “suck it”
“It's very common to spot a dark-eyed junco.” - The dark-eyed junco (Junco hyemalis) is the best-known species of the juncos, a genus of small grayish American sparrows. This bird is common across much of temperate North America and in summer ranges far into the Arctic. It is a very variable species, much like the related fox sparrow (Passerella iliaca), and its systematics are still not completely untangled.
“But let's keep our eyes peeled for a ruddy turnstone or maybe a wandering tattler.” - The ruddy turnstone (Arenaria interpres) is a small wading bird, one of two species of turnstone in the genus Arenaria. It is now classified in the sandpiper family Scolopacidae but was formerly sometimes placed in the plover family Charadriidae. It is a highly migratory bird, breeding in northern parts of Eurasia and North America and flying south to winter on coastlines almost worldwide. It is the only species of turnstone in much of its range and is often known simply as turnstone. The wandering tattler (Tringa incana) (formerly Heteroscelus incanus: Pereira & Baker, 2005; Banks et al., 2006), is a medium-sized wading bird. It is similar in appearance to the closely related gray-tailed tattler, T. brevipes. The tattlers are unique among the species of Tringa for having unpatterned, greyish wings and backs, and a scaly breast pattern extending more or less onto the belly in breeding plumage, in which both also have a rather prominent supercilium.
“There's a lovely mature hooded oriole in the far tree.” - The hooded oriole (Icterus cucullatus) is a medium-sized New World oriole.
“The same way Bruce Jenner transformed himself into Fire Marshal Bill: cosmetic surgery.” - Caitlyn Marie Jenner (born October 28, 1949), formerly known as Bruce Jenner, is an American television personality and retired Olympic gold medal-winning decathlete. Jenner was a college football player for the Graceland Yellowjackets before incurring a knee injury requiring surgery. Coach L. D. Weldon, who had coached Olympic decathlete Jack Parker, convinced Jenner to try the decathlon. After intense training, Jenner won the 1976 Olympics decathlon title at the Montreal Summer Olympics (after a Soviet athlete had won the title in 1972) during the Cold War, gaining fame as "an all-American hero". Jenner set a third successive world record while winning the Olympics. The winner of the Olympic decathlon is traditionally given the unofficial title of "world's greatest athlete." With that stature, Jenner subsequently established a career in television, film, authoring, as a Playgirl cover model, auto racing, and business. Jenner has six children from marriages to ex-wives Chrystie Crownover, Linda Thompson and Kris Jenner. Since 2007, Jenner has appeared on the reality television series Keeping Up with the Kardashians with Kris; their daughters Kendall and Kylie Jenner; and step-children Kourtney, Kimberley, Khloé and Rob Kardashian. Previously identifying publicly as a male, Jenner revealed her identity as a trans woman in April 2015 and publicly announced her name change from Bruce to Caitlyn in a July 2015 Vanity Fair cover story. Her name and gender change became official on September 25, 2015. She has been called the most famous openly transgender woman in the world. Jenner currently stars in the reality television series I Am Cait, which focuses on her gender transition. Fire Marshall Bill is a character created by Jim Carrey during “On Living Color”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UpZZGeOP2Q
“She also appeared on The Love Boat back when she was a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.” - The Love Boat is an American television series set on a cruise ship, which aired on the ABC Television Network from September 24, 1977, until February 27, 1987. The show revolves around the ship's captain (played by Gavin MacLeod) and a handful of its crew, with several passengers - played by different guest actors for each episode - having romantic and humorous adventures. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AITTt_8OhNA The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders are the National Football League cheerleading squad representing the Dallas Cowboys. The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are widely regarded by many as one of the best cheerleading squads in the NFL.
“There was enough botulism toxin in here to de-wrinkle all the shar peis in China.” - Shar Pei is a breed of dog known for its distinctive features of deep wrinkles and a blue-black tongue. The breed comes from China. The name (沙皮, pinyin: shā pí; English name probably derived from British spelling of the Cantonese equivalent, sā pèih) translates to "sand skin" and refers to the texture of its short, rough coat. As puppies, Shar Pei have numerous wrinkles, but as they mature, these wrinkles loosen and spread out as they "grow into their skin". Shar Pei were named in 1978 as one of the world's rarest dog breeds by TIME magazine and the Guinness World Records. The American Kennel Club did not recognize the breed until 1991. Botulinum toxin (BTX) is a neurotoxic protein produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum and related species. It is also produced commercially for medical, cosmetic, and research use. There are two main commercial types: botulinum toxin type A and botulinum toxin type B. Botulinum toxin types A and B are used in medicine for, among others, upper motor neuron syndrome, focal hyperhidrosis, blepharospasm, strabismus, chronic migraine and bruxism. It is also widely used in cosmetic treatments. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration requires a boxed warning stating that when locally administered the toxin may spread from the injection site to other areas of the body, causing botulism. The warning was the result of deaths associated with its uses. The commercial form is marketed under the brand name Botox, among others. Botox is made by Allergan.
“Mr. Spencer, you've listed your emergency contact as Val Kilmer.” - Val Kilmer is an American actor. Originally a stage actor, Kilmer became popular in the mid-1980s after a string of appearances in comedy films, starting with Top Secret! (1984), then the cult classic Real Genius (1985), as well as the blockbuster action film Top Gun (1986) and the swords and sorcery fantasy film Willow (1988). Some of his notable film roles include Jim Morrison in The Doors (1991), Doc Holliday in Tombstone (1993), armed robber Chris Shiherilis in Heat (1995), Bruce Wayne / Batman in Batman Forever (1995), Simon Templar in The Saint (1997), astronaut Robby Gallagher in Red Planet (2000), and a meth-using informant in The Salton Sea (2002).
“Perhaps you noticed my Aston Martin parked out front.” - Aston Martin Lagonda Limited is a British manufacturer of luxury sports cars and grand tourers. It was founded in 1913 by Lionel Martin and Robert Bamford. The firm became associated with luxury grand touring cars in the 1950s and 1960s, and with the fictional character James Bond following his use of a DB5 model in the 1964 film Goldfinger.
“But you can tell Val I'll be his Huckleberry forever.” - Huckleberries hold a place in archaic American English slang. The tiny size of the berries led to their use as a way of referring to something small, often affectionately as in the lyrics of Moon River. The phrase "a huckleberry over my persimmon" was used to mean "a bit beyond my abilities". "I'm your huckleberry" is a way of saying that one is just the right person for a given job. The range of slang meanings of huckleberry in the 19th century was fairly large, also referring to significant persons or nice persons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OWNspU_yE
“Julia Roberts's mouth, Cameron Diaz's eyes, Patricia Heaton's widow's peak.” - Julia Roberts is an American actress and producer. She became a Hollywood star after headlining the romantic comedy Pretty Woman (1990), which grossed $464 million worldwide. After winning two Golden Globe Awards and also receiving Academy Award nominations for Steel Magnolias (1989) and Pretty Woman, she won the Academy Award for Best Actress for her performance in Erin Brockovich (2000). Cameron Diaz is an American actress, producer and former fashion model. She rose to stardom in the 1990s with roles in The Mask (1994), My Best Friend's Wedding (1997) and There's Something About Mary (1998). Other high-profile credits include Charlie's Angels (2000) and its sequel Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003), voicing the character of Princess Fiona in the Shrek series (2001-10), The Holiday (2006), Knight and Day (2010), The Green Hornet (2011), Bad Teacher (2011), and The Other Woman (2014). Patricia Heaton is an American actress and producer. She is known for portraying Debra Barone on the CBS sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond from 1996 to 2005, for which she won two Primetime Emmy Awards, and as Frances "Frankie" Heck on the ABC sitcom The Middle (2009-present).
“Shelley ‘weird-scienced’ herself a new face.” - Weird Science is a 1985 American teen sci-fi comedy film written and directed by John Hughes and starring Anthony Michael Hall, Ilan Mitchell-Smith, and Kelly LeBrock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25q3hxlgvw4
Lori Loughlin (Dr. Joan) - Lori Loughlin an American actress and model. She is best known for her role as Rebecca Donaldson Katsopolis on the ABC sitcom Full House, appearing in the series from 1988 to 1995. From 2008 to 2011, she played Debbie Wilson on the The CW series 90210 (2008-11, 2012), a spin-off of Beverly Hills, 90210. She is also known for playing of Ava Gregory on the The WB series Summerland (2004-05), which she also co-created and produced. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNgpg3TFXyA
“I'm trying to track a shipment of Beanie Babies that I sent.” - Beanie Babies is a line of popular stuffed animals, made by Ty Warner Inc., which was later renamed as Ty Inc. in late 1993. Each toy has an inner posable lining (metal threads that allows the toy to remain in a certain posture or pose) and is stuffed with plastic pellets (or "beans") rather than conventional stuffing (see PVC and PE), giving Beanie Babies a flexible feel. In a rare interview Warner said "The whole idea was it looked real because it moved."
“Just look at Denzel.” - Denzel Washington is an American actor and filmmaker. Washington has received much critical acclaim for his film work since the 1990s, including his portrayals of real-life figures such as South African anti-apartheid activist Steve Biko (in the 1987 film Cry Freedom), Muslim minister and human rights activist Malcolm X (in the 1992 film Malcolm X), boxer Rubin "Hurricane" Carter (in the 1999 film The Hurricane), football coach Herman Boone (in the 2000 film Remember the Titans), poet and educator Melvin B. Tolson (in the 2007 film The Great Debaters), and drug kingpin Frank Lucas (in the 2007 film American Gangster). He has been a featured actor in the films produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and was a frequent collaborator of the late director Tony Scott. Washington has received two Golden Globe awards, a Tony Award, and two Academy Awards: Best Supporting Actor for the historical drama-war film Glory (1989) and Best Actor for his role as a corrupt cop in the crime thriller Training Day (2001).
“Where, the Witness Protection program?” - The Witness Protection Program is protection of a threatened witness or any person involved in the justice system, including defendants and other clients, before, during and after a trial, usually by police. While a witness may only require protection until the conclusion of a trial, some witnesses are provided with a new identity and may live out the rest of their lives under government protection. Witness protection is usually required in trials against organized crime, where law enforcement sees a risk for witnesses to be intimidated by colleagues of defendants. It is also used at war crime trials. The United States established a formal program of witness protection, run by the U.S. Marshal Service, under the Organized Crime Control Act of 1970. Before that, witness protection had been instituted under the Ku Klux Klan Act of 1871 to protect people testifying against members of the Ku Klux Klan. Earlier in the 20th century, the Federal Bureau of Investigation also occasionally crafted new identities to protect witnesses.
“You see, Dr. Death, Shelley was suing you.” - There are many people associated with this name for either causing deaths or assisting terminal patients http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Death
“Come on, kid, you gotta admit, that's a pretty lame movie of the week you're writing.” - ABC Movie of the Week was a weekly television anthology series, featuring made-for-TV movies, that aired on the ABC network in various permutations from 1969 to 1976, though ABC continued to premiere new TV films every Sunday prime time night until 2005
“Tricia, Tricia, Tricia” - A play on the oft-quoted “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” from the TV show, “The Brady Bunch”. (Snickers uses this in a commercial) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICVXf8Vznec
“This is my brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl.” - Three brothers from the TV show “Newhart”. William Sanderson, Tony Papenfuss, and John Voldstad as brothers Larry, Darryl, and Darryl. The three, whose last name is never mentioned, are backwoodsmen who live in a shack. Larry introduces the group the same way every time they make an appearance: "Hi, I'm Larry; this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yyB06HvAjI (3 minutes in)
“What's up, Dogstar?’ - Dogstar was an alternative rock group active from the mid-1990s to the early 2000s. The band performed at the 1996 Zwemdokrock Festival (Lummen, Belgium) and at the 1999 Glastonbury Festival (United Kingdom), and it released an EP and two albums. The band garnered media attention due to the non-musical activities of bassist Keanu Reeves, who starred in major Hollywood action films such as Point Break and The Matrix. (I’m guessing this is the reference due to the guy’s laid back stoner attitude)
“Twin sister or cyborg made in her image.” - A cyborg (short for "cybernetic organism") is a being with both organic and biomechatronic body parts. The term was coined in 1960 by Manfred Clynes and Nathan S. Kline. The term cyborg is not the same thing as bionic, biorobot or android; it applies to an organism that has restored function or enhanced abilities due to the integration of some artificial component or technology that relies on some sort of feedback. While cyborgs are commonly thought of as mammals, including humans, they might also conceivably be any kind of organism. It is hypothesized that cyborg technology will form a part of postbiological evolution, in the form of transhumanism - where people are artificially enhanced beyond their original biological characteristics.
“Now what do we have besides four jumbo kurobuta pork dogs?” - “The Other Red Meat,” Kurobuta Pork is a heritage breed offering superior marbling. Also known as “Berkshire Pork” or “The Kobe Beef of Pork,” Kurobuta Pork was originally bred and strictly raised for royalty in England. Not all Berkshire can be called Kurobuta. Our 100% verified Berkshire bloodline Kurobuta pork is raised by mid-west family farms to be the juiciest, most tender and flavorful pork you can offer your customers. (quote from North American Meats website)
“I haven't had the touch of a woman since the first Maroon 5 album came out.” - Maroon 5 is an American pop rock band that originated in Los Angeles, California. The group was formed in 1994 as Kara's Flowers while its members were still in high school and originally consisted of Adam Levine (lead vocals, guitar), Jesse Carmichael (guitar, backing vocals) Mickey Madden (bass guitar) and Ryan Dusick (drums). In 2001, the band regrouped, with guitarist James Valentine added to the line-up, and pursued a new direction under the name Maroon 5. The band won the Grammy Award for Best New Artist in 2005. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPpTgCho5ZA
Gregory Harrison (Ted Lomax) - Gregory Harrison is an American actor. He is known for his role as Chandler in the 1987 cult favorite North Shore and as Dr. George Alonzo "Gonzo" Gates on the CBS series Trapper John, M.D. 1979-85. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l762gxz2LyM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIdRgqfHSGQ
“Pass...a-dena.” - Pasadena /ˌpæsəˈdiːnə/ is a city in Los Angeles County, California, United States. As of 2013, the estimated population of Pasadena was 139,731, making it the 183rd-largest city in the United States. Pasadena is the ninth-largest city in Los Angeles County. Pasadena was incorporated on June 19, 1886, becoming only the second city to be incorporated in what is now Los Angeles County, after Los Angeles (April 4, 1850). It is one of the primary cultural centers of the San Gabriel Valley. The city is known for hosting the annual Rose Bowl football game and Tournament of Roses Parade. In addition, Pasadena is also home to many scientific and cultural institutions, including the California Institute of Technology (Caltech), the Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena City College, Fuller Theological Seminary, Art Center College of Design, the Pasadena Playhouse, the Norton Simon Museum of Art and the Pacific Asia Museum.
“You sure that isn't acid reflux?” - Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD), gastro-oesophageal reflux disease (GORD), gastric reflux disease, acid reflux disease, or reflux (in babies and young children) is a chronic condition of mucosal damage caused by stomach acid coming up from the stomach into the esophagus (chronic reflux). Occasional reflux causes heartburn, but chronic reflux leads to reflux esophagitis, GERD, and sometimes Barrett esophagus.
“Or is it hard to tell on account of his perfectly sculpted flan face?” - Flan is an open pastry or sponge cake containing a sweet or savoury filling. A typical flan of this sort is round, with shortcrust pastry. It is similar to a custard tart or a South African melktert.
“I'm just a nice farm girl from Bismarck.” - Bismarck (/ˈbɪzˌmɑːrk/) is the capital of the U.S. state of North Dakota and the county seat of Burleigh County. It is the second most populous city in North Dakota after Fargo. The city's population was 61,272 at the 2010 census, while its metropolitan population was 126,597. In 2014, Forbes magazine ranked Bismarck as the seventh fastest-growing small city in the United States. Bismarck was founded in 1872 and has been North Dakota's capital city since the State was created from Dakota Territory and admitted to the Union in 1889. Bismarck is on the east bank of the Missouri River, directly across the river from Mandan. The two cities make up the core of the Bismarck-Mandan Metropolitan Statistical Area. The North Dakota State Capitol, the tallest building in the state, is in central Bismarck. The state government employs more than 4,000 in the city. As a hub of retail and health care, Bismarck is the economic center of south-central North Dakota and north-central South Dakota.
“In Slovenia.” - Slovenia (Listeni/sloʊˈviːniə, slə-, -njə/ sloh-vee-nee-ə; Slovene: Slovenija [slɔˈʋéːnija]), officially the Republic of Slovenia (Slovene: About this sound Republika Slovenija (help·info), abbr.: RS), is a nation state in southern Central Europe, located at the crossroads of main European cultural and trade routes. It is bordered by Italy to the west, Austria to the north, Hungary to the northeast, Croatia to the south and southeast, and the Adriatic Sea to the southwest. It covers 20,273 square kilometers (7,827 sq mi) and has a population of 2.06 million. It is a parliamentary republic and a member of the United Nations, European Union, and NATO. The capital and largest city is Ljubljana.
“Looks like you'll be making conjugal visits to Dr. Joan at Lompoc.” - The Federal Correctional Institution, Lompoc (FCI Lompoc) is a low-security United States federal prison for male inmates in California. It is part of the Lompoc Federal Correctional Complex (FCC Lompoc) and is operated by the Federal Bureau of Prisons, a division of the United States Department of Justice. FCC Lompoc is located within the city of Lompoc, 175 miles (282 km) northwest of Los Angeles, adjacent to Vandenberg Air Force Base.
“Marco Polo and Buttons.” - Marco Polo (Listeni/ˈmɑːrkoʊ ˈpoʊloʊ/; Italian pronunciation: [ˈmarko ˈpɔːlo]; c.1254 - January 8-9, 1324) was an Italian merchant traveller whose travels are recorded in Livres des merveilles du monde (Book of the Marvels of the World, also known as The Travels of Marco Polo, c. 1300), a book that introduced Europeans to Central Asia and China. He learned the mercantile trade from his father and uncle, Niccolò and Maffeo, who travelled through Asia, and met Kublai Khan. In 1269, they returned to Venice to meet Marco for the first time. The three of them embarked on an epic journey to Asia, returning after 24 years to find Venice at war with Genoa; Marco was imprisoned and dictated his stories to a cellmate. He was released in 1299, became a wealthy merchant, married, and had three children. He died in 1324 and was buried in the church of San Lorenzo in Venice.
“You look like Grace Jones in Boomerang.” - Grace Jones is a Jamaican singer, songwriter, model, record producer, and actress. She was born in Spanish Town, Jamaica and raised by her grandparents. At 13 she moved with her siblings to their parents' home in Syracuse, New York. Jones started out as a model, initially in New York state, then in Paris, working for Yves St. Laurent, Claude Montana, and Kenzo Takada, and appearing on the covers of Elle, Vogue, and Stern working with Helmut Newton, Guy Bourdin, and Hans Feurer. 1992 saw Jones starring as Helen Strangé, in the Eddie Murphy film Boomerang, for which she also contributed the song "7 Day Weekend" to its soundtrack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIN3IE3DHqc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXzHiBNgsGY
“Well, the bad news is because Dr. Diamond took your phone, we don't have your picture of the vial of the stuff that's making Guster look like Li’l Wayne Newton.” - Lil’l Wayne is an American rapper, songwriter, and entrepreneur from New Orleans, Louisiana. In 1991, at the age of nine, Lil Wayne joined Cash Money Records as the youngest member of the label, and half of the duo The B.G.'z, alongside fellow New Orleans-based rapper Lil' Doogie. In 1996, Lil Wayne formed the Southern hip hop group Hot Boys, with his Cash Money label-mates Juvenile, Young Turk and Lil' Doogie (who now goes by B.G.). Hot Boys debuted with Get It How U Live! that same year. Lil Wayne gained most of his success with the group's major selling album Guerrilla Warfare (1999). Along with being the flagship artist of Cash Money Records, Lil Wayne is also the chief executive officer (CEO) of his own imprint, Young Money Entertainment, which he founded in 2005. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZLUa8JUR18 Wayne Newton is an American singer and entertainer. One of the best-known entertainers in Las Vegas, Nevada, he is known by the nicknames The Midnight Idol, Mr. Las Vegas and Mr. Entertainment. His well known songs include 1972's "Daddy, Don't You Walk So Fast" (his biggest hit, peaking at No. 4 on the Billboard chart), "Years" (1980), and his vocal version of "Red Roses for a Blue Lady" (1965). He is best known for his signature song, "Danke Schoen" (1963), which was notably used in the score for "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" (1986). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRPILZS1hc8
“Intuition and People magazine.” - People is a weekly American magazine of celebrity and human-interest stories, published by Time Inc. With a readership of 46.6 million adults, People has the largest audience of any American magazine. The premiere edition of March 4, 1974 featured actress Mia Farrow, then starring in the movie The Great Gatsby, on the cover. That issue also featured stories on Gloria Vanderbilt, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn and the wives of U.S. Vietnam veterans who were Missing In Action. The magazine was, apart from its cover, printed in black-and-white. The initial cover price was 35 cents (equivalent to $1.67 in 2015).
“Something about the smell of formaldehyde just lulls me to sleep.” - Formaldehyde is a naturally-occurring organic compound with the formula CH2O. It is the simplest aldehyde and is also known by its systematic name methanal. The common name of this substance comes from its similarity and relation to formic acid. Formaldehyde is an important precursor to many other materials and chemical compounds. In 1996, the installed capacity for the production of formaldehyde was estimated to be 8.7 million tons per year. It is mainly used in the production of industrial resins, e.g., for particle board and coatings. In view of its widespread use, toxicity, and volatility, formaldehyde is a significant consideration for human health. In 2011, the US National Toxicology Program described formaldehyde as "known to be a human carcinogen".
“She's guilty as Mrs. O'Leary's cow.” - The cow belonging to Mrs. Catherine O'Leary that is often blamed in folklore for starting the Great Chicago Fire of 1871
“Gus does the African-American version of Face Off with himself.” - Face Off is a 1997 American science fiction action thriller film directed by John Woo and starring John Travolta and Nicolas Cage. Travolta is an FBI agent and Cage is a terrorist, sworn enemies who assume the physical appearances of each other. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vlg-VRc6TbY
“I'm reading excerpts at Barnes & Noble next week.” - Barnes and Noble is a Fortune 500 company, the largest retail bookseller in the United States, and a leading retailer of content, digital media and educational products in the country. The company operates 658 retail stores (as of November 1, 2014) in all 50 U.S. states in addition to 714 college bookstores that serve over 5 million students and more than 250,000 faculty members across the country. Barnes & Noble originated in 1886 with a bookstore called Arthur Hinds & Company, located in the Cooper Union Building in New York City. In the fall of 1886, Gilbert Clifford Noble, a then-recent Harvard graduate from Westfield, Massachusetts, was hired to work there as a clerk. In 1894 Noble was made a partner, and the name of the shop was changed to Hinds & Noble. In 1901 Hinds & Noble moved to 31-35 W. 15th Street. In 1917, Noble bought out Hinds and entered into a partnership with William Barnes, son of his old friend Charles; the name of the store was changed accordingly to Barnes & Noble.
CONTINUITY
“He’s had a tough year. He got shot” - referring once again to Henry being shot by Jerry Carp (6x16 "Santabarbaratown")
Lori Loughlin - “Oh, for the love of Lori Loughlin.” (2x01 “American Duos”)
Henry takes measurements of the office -
“Psych’s Guide to Crime Fighting for the Totally Unqualified” - A real tie-in book. You've seen him solve unsolvable crimes, stop unstoppable killers, and consume unconsumable breakfast cereals. Now Shawn Spencer, the mastermind from TV's hit show Psych, shows you how to become a fake psychic-and a real detective-using his patented methods of crime-fighting awesomeness. Along the way, he'll help you deal with whiny sidekicks (that means you, Gus), interfering police officers (including but not limited to Chief Vick, Lassiter, Henry, Buzz MacNab, and, ah, Juliet), and flashes of genius (like Evel Knievel's white leather jumpsuit).