Title: Oh. Sugar.
Author: Susan
Rating: G
Word Count: 97
Characters: D, Leon, the dominatrix dentist
Notes: Really. Does he EVER eat anything else?
Breakfast: A tart from Madame C’s, brought by a sleepy and grumbling Leon who complained about being late for work but still stayed for tea.
Dinner: Donuts stolen from the Dear Detective, prompting a few choice words, growling, and a half-hearted attempt to steal them back. Apparently, watching the Count lick powdered sugar off his fingers was enough to pacify him though.
Supper: A box of chocolates rejected by Leon’s date, delivered by a highly embarrassed detective who fled a few hours later.
“Really Count,” his dentist scolded, smiling wickedly. “Anyone would think you lived off sugar!”