Giving animals a bad name
Title: You Give Animals A Bad Name.
Author: Susan, who is in shock for various reasons.
Word Count: 99 (There's one.)
Rating: G (There's not one.)
Characters: Sofu, D, Leon, T-chan.
Notes: IT'S A CHALLENGE RESPONSE. That in itself should be worthy of causing heart attacks.
It had happened again. It is almost amusing to watch, to see how far the mighty toutetsu had fallen.
I should tell him how much he looks like the detective, watching my grandson’s post-coital expression as he nibbles at sweets and licks caramel off long painted nails. They give animals a bad name. Their tongues are nearly hanging out, their eyes are glazed, and it's obvious from their faces that they are trying not to watch and yet craving the sight with every fibre of their beings.
If T-chan fails to be suitably horrified, I shall kill him myself.
Author: Susan, who is in shock for various reasons.
Word Count: 99 (There's one.)
Rating: G (There's not one.)
Characters: Sofu, D, Leon, T-chan.
Notes: IT'S A CHALLENGE RESPONSE. That in itself should be worthy of causing heart attacks.
It had happened again. It is almost amusing to watch, to see how far the mighty toutetsu had fallen.
I should tell him how much he looks like the detective, watching my grandson’s post-coital expression as he nibbles at sweets and licks caramel off long painted nails. They give animals a bad name. Their tongues are nearly hanging out, their eyes are glazed, and it's obvious from their faces that they are trying not to watch and yet craving the sight with every fibre of their beings.
If T-chan fails to be suitably horrified, I shall kill him myself.