'Tis no man, 'tis a remorseless eating machine

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All hail local (San Jose State) grad turkey Joey Chestnut, who today won the Nathan's hot dog contest, established a new personal and world's record, and finally defeated six-time champion and arch-rival Takeru Kobayashi. Our long national nightmare of not having an American hold the Nathan's championship is over

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[ross_teneyck]

I remember when Jon Stewart had on some guy who had written a book about the Famous Nathan's hot dog eating contest. I think Jon's first question was, "So, how is this not the worst thing in the world?"

[psi_star_psi]

*rimshot*

Though you misspelled "wurst".