I was poking around in the cupboard looking for a snack, when I pulled out a Ritter Sport Alpine Milk Chocolate bar. These are my favorite candy of all time, and I haven't been able to find one for at least 6 months.
"Whenever you feel an impulse to perpetrate a piece of exceptionally fine writing, obey it -- whole-heartedly -- and delete it before sending your manuscripts to press. Murder your darlings."
Stupid dog food bowl! Just because you've been in the exact same place for the last 10 years is NO EXCUSE for being where I'm walking while carrying a bowl of hot chili.