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[pseudosex]

I've found the cure to boredom, in five easy steps

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[tip_painter]

*DEAD*
I'm laughing so hard that I can't breathe. I just saw this entry on the friends page of some OMGzWEloveFOBsomethinglikethat community (because I'm on a sugar high and keep hitting the wrong keys).
You don't know me and I'm not a stalker. I just loved reading this entry xD.

[divinebird]

I love those movies. A grocery store here had a bunch for ten cents each--double features, too! The one we loved best has references to plastic surgery in feudal China, as well as one guy who sings 'Like a Virgin' in an off-key, gravelly voice. Oh, and one girl who says 'The king has decreed no taxes for three years! Now we can use our credit cards!'

Ahh, yes, I <3 poorly done kung fu. :D

[kissokomes]

the bike helmet idea is the best part of all of this.

when we go to my friend's ski house to party, we put a too-small ski helmet and goggles on my biggest, blackest friend and take him to the local pizza place with us (me, and a little blonde friend of ours.) usually it goes like this:

one of us :"hi, can you help us? our brother wants to get some pizza."
our "brother": *in loud garbled voice* "ROLLAR COASTURRRRRR!!!."
other one of us: "Shh! neal! it's not time to ride the rollercoaster. what do you want on your pizza."
brother: "ROLLARCOOAAAASSTTUUUR!!!!"