I'm free!

[pschtyckque]

Oh, happy day! She didn't fuck up the paperwork, and as of this moment, I am a single man!

Ladies?

Comments

[vampirecarly]

Let me be the first to congratulate you!

*hugs*

[pschtyckque]

You're too kind! Now where are all your hot, single friends?

[vampirecarly]

I keep telling you, come out to play with me and I'll introduce you. I have taller one's than the girl I mentioned yesterday!

[pschtyckque]

Done! Be there in 30 minutes!

[blueduck37]

I met this beautiful lady in the meatpacking district last night. She was a brunette, huge tits, legs that won't quit, and a delicious Adam's Apple. I gave her your number. She was classy gal; she serviced me behind a dumpster for like $20!

[pschtyckque]

Wow! What a bargain!

Meatpacking district. Heh.

[blueduck37]

There really is a meatpacking district in Manhattan (just west of Chelsea), so named because, well, that's been the primary business of the neighborhood for decades, though recently it's been all hipster-ized with trendy bars and such. Trannie prostitutes work this area. Hopefully all the hipsters moving in have been good for their business.

[pschtyckque]

My brother wanted to open a tranny bar and call it "Tweeners".

Heh.

[lionelhutz09]

Congrats! I don't have many single friends, and the ones I do have are all short. I'll keep an eye open for a good one for ya!

[pschtyckque]

I'll take two of your cutest short friends.

[lionelhutz09]

Do they have to be stacked on top of each other? Um, let me rephrase that. On second thought, I can't rephrase it in a non-dirty way. Damn my filthy mind.

I'll send them FedEx. And since your birthday is coming up, I'll send it overnight instead of three-day. Enjoy!