Casualty Forecast

[prozacmessiah]

While having my morning coffee and cigarette on the back patio, I noticed a squirrel behaving very oddly.  He was stumbling about in circles, occasionally flopping/rolling around on the ground for a moment.   I'm pretty sure I know how this ends.

Comments

[jeniflower72]

With a DEA bust? Obviously the squirrel has stumbled onto the stash behind your meth lab.

[prozacmessiah]

More likely he found a neighbor's stash of brodifacoum and is stroking out.

[mistress_frisky]

They shot Ol' Yeller.

[soapbox27]

has ESA stuck again? If it was, it doesn't sound like it was as clean a kill as usual. He's left a witness.....

[reverendreasons]

Lids on the trash cans tonight. You've got hopped-up squirrels looking to shake off their mortal coil in an aluminum grave.

[happy_dipsy]

Oh no! :(