Private to Proto//UNhackableyoung_ceoFebruary 3 2008, 06:13:42 UTC
MEMO
TO: Whiny and Pompous Employee FROM: The Boss Who Gives Out Your Pay SUBJECT: The New Kid DATE: February 3 TIME: Ten minutes After I Read the It
Remarks:
The report requires clean-up. The content of the parenthetical remarks were unnecessary.
Look into the concept of "Pseudoroids". Are all reploids unable to rebuild themselves after being destroyed? Also, some aspects require clarification such as the the real function of this "Model A".
Being concise, Grey is in many ways similar to X, system and morals included.
Definitely not the best report I've seen but the initiative to offer a report is noted.
As such, this report did not change my mind about idiots but it did reconsider your ability to gather information.
P.S. A raise does not come one month after an employee is hired.
Private to Kaiba//UNhackableproto_typingFebruary 3 2008, 06:24:52 UTC
MEMO
TO: Stick-In-The-Mud FROM: The Much-Abused Underling SUBJECT: Your Opinions DATE: February 3 TIME: Two Minutes After I Decided Not To Care
Remarks:
If you don't like the way I write, maybe you should hire me a secretary.
Depends on what you mean. The way the kid made it sound, once you make a reploid go boom, it stays kaboomed (if you know what I mean). I can look into the technicalities, but I can't exactly just walk up to the kid and ask him a bunch of intricate questions about his stuff. I'll see if I can weasel it out of him, though.
Like I said, he's a goody-two-shoes.
But see, you don't keep me around because of the way I write reports, so there's no point in putting effort into them. (You keep me around because you like me.)
Private to Proto//UNhackableyoung_ceoFebruary 3 2008, 19:54:09 UTC
MEMO
TO: Overacting and Deluded Employee FROM: The Now-Indifferent Employer SUBJECT: My Opinions DATE: February 3 TIME: One Minute After Getting Bored
Remarks:
I already have secretary.
It's obvious that whether he's easily destroyed enough or not doesn't matter anymore in the City. I want to know what makes a Pseudoroid different from "regular" reploids, e.g. you and X.
True. I don't keep you because of your inability to write a decent report, but hardly because I like you. What's there to like about an overbearing and deluded employee?
Private to Kaiba//UNhackableproto_typingFebruary 3 2008, 20:14:47 UTC
MEMO
TO: His Excellency The Indifferent FROM: Your Not-So-Obedient Servant SUBJECT: My Opinions DATE: February 3 TIME: Ten Minutes After The Last Time I Bothered You
Remarks:
I know, but I don’t. And if you got me one, then you’d always have your reports just the way you wanted ‘em. Everybody wins! (Except you, I guess, since you’d have to pay the secretary.)
Okay, so I’ll see if I can set up another little chat with the kid. Any questions in particular I should make sure to ask?
Gee, I dunno. My charming personality?
P.S. Guess this means I won’t be winning Employee of the Month anytime soon, huh?
Comments 14
TO: Whiny and Pompous Employee
FROM: The Boss Who Gives Out Your Pay
SUBJECT: The New Kid
DATE: February 3
TIME: Ten minutes After I Read the It
Remarks:
The report requires clean-up. The content of the parenthetical remarks were unnecessary.
Look into the concept of "Pseudoroids". Are all reploids unable to rebuild themselves after being destroyed? Also, some aspects require clarification such as the the real function of this "Model A".
Being concise, Grey is in many ways similar to X, system and morals included.
Definitely not the best report I've seen but the initiative to offer a report is noted.
As such, this report did not change my mind about idiots but it did reconsider your ability to gather information.
P.S. A raise does not come one month after an employee is hired.
Reply
TO: Stick-In-The-Mud
FROM: The Much-Abused Underling
SUBJECT: Your Opinions
DATE: February 3
TIME: Two Minutes After I Decided Not To Care
Remarks:
If you don't like the way I write, maybe you should hire me a secretary.
Depends on what you mean. The way the kid made it sound, once you make a reploid go boom, it stays kaboomed (if you know what I mean). I can look into the technicalities, but I can't exactly just walk up to the kid and ask him a bunch of intricate questions about his stuff. I'll see if I can weasel it out of him, though.
Like I said, he's a goody-two-shoes.
But see, you don't keep me around because of the way I write reports, so there's no point in putting effort into them. (You keep me around because you like me.)
P.S. You're still a slavedriver.
Reply
TO: Overacting and Deluded Employee
FROM: The Now-Indifferent Employer
SUBJECT: My Opinions
DATE: February 3
TIME: One Minute After Getting Bored
Remarks:
I already have secretary.
It's obvious that whether he's easily destroyed enough or not doesn't matter anymore in the City. I want to know what makes a Pseudoroid different from "regular" reploids, e.g. you and X.
True. I don't keep you because of your inability to write a decent report, but hardly because I like you. What's there to like about an overbearing and deluded employee?
P.S. That slavedriver is still your boss.
Reply
TO: His Excellency The Indifferent
FROM: Your Not-So-Obedient Servant
SUBJECT: My Opinions
DATE: February 3
TIME: Ten Minutes After The Last Time I Bothered You
Remarks:
I know, but I don’t. And if you got me one, then you’d always have your reports just the way you wanted ‘em. Everybody wins! (Except you, I guess, since you’d have to pay the secretary.)
Okay, so I’ll see if I can set up another little chat with the kid. Any questions in particular I should make sure to ask?
Gee, I dunno. My charming personality?
P.S. Guess this means I won’t be winning Employee of the Month anytime soon, huh?
Reply
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