Circuit 064

[proto_typing]

TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!

...What, you didn't think I was serious, did you? Hello, robot? We don't do that whole "birth" thing. Closest you'd get is probably activation date, and man, if that's the standard? I'd be buying presents for the Robot Masters every other week, what with how often they get deactivated and rebuilt

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[bright_shield]

Happy Anniversary! Although most of those things might not be worth too much in this place.

[bright_shield]

I didn't think that robots did eat?

[proto_typing]

We don't. Well, except for energy canisters, but that's not so much eating as it is "hey, drink this so you don't deactivate in the middle of battle, dweebazoid". But I've been turned human a couple times, and the best part was definitely the eating thing.

[bright_shield]

Ah... I guess I never really thought of it like that, but eating can be rather fun. Depending on the type of food you're eating.

[proto_typing]

I'm kind of a fan of sandwiches, myself. Take everything in the fridge and stuff it between two pieces of bread. Eat. Repeat until full.

[bright_shield]

. . . . I hope you have a clean refrigerator. Or a hardy stomach. Or both.

[proto_typing]

Nah, it's all about the timing. See, if I'm only human for twenty-four hours, then all I have to do is start eating late enough that I'll turn robot again before anything bad has time to happen.

[bright_shield]

I see you haven't had my sister's cooking then.

[proto_typing]

Hey, bro, I said food, not death in a bowl.

[bright_shield]

Sometimes it's hard to see the difference at first glance.

[proto_typing]

Well, hey, when in doubt, feed it to some other sucker first.

[bright_shield]

. . . . . I think that may be how some people end up in the third trash bin on the side avenue of the south Square.