Comments | protector_ofone: Entry 06.

protector_ofone

Entry 06.

Jun 15, 2006 07:34

There comes a time when every dad's gotta tell his son 'bout life. 'bout the birds and the bees and the bees likin' the birds and the birds likin' the bees. Then there's the dads who decide to talk 'bout the bees likin' the bees, when their sons ask 'em what's the damn number for the pizza delivery guy. Lo, said the father, it is time. Thus, did he ( Read more... )

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10thdiv_haineko June 14 2006, 22:38:14 UTC

Ya got an issue with wiggly cucumbers?

protector_ofone June 14 2006, 22:49:21 UTC

They're wriggling.

Also, maggots ain't my thing.

10thdiv_haineko June 14 2006, 23:02:22 UTC

Sometimes wiggly cucumbers can be fun.

So what's this I hear about you wanting to get Shinji naked?

Don't think many people LIKE 'em.

protector_ofone June 14 2006, 23:03:51 UTC

the hell did you hear THAT from!?

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sparklingking June 14 2006, 22:55:48 UTC

Life changing story? Throughout the month and a half I've lived here, I was turned into a girl for a day, turned into a girl again for three days, switched with some monster called "The Earl," who killed my body, and then I thought I really was dead and could no longer leave the city.

Just wanted to share, I suppose. Your story was far better.

protector_ofone June 14 2006, 22:59:02 UTC

Oi, no comparin' when it comes to life-changing stories - they're all bad.

'least you can still leave?

Heh. hannin June 14 2006, 23:26:10 UTC

Knew a FNG who thought he'd be smart and roam around the underbrush lookin' for a place for himself in the bushes away from everyone. Thought it'd be fun to go off with a local girl without tellin' anyone. Thought he was in love... Heh.
... You ever seen what a tropical climate'll do to the human spleen after a few days?
Heh. I'm really not a fan of maggots, you know?

How's that for a life-changing story?
*inhales a lung full of smokes, exhales it slowly, thoughtfully almost*

protector_ofone June 14 2006, 23:28:59 UTC

Fascinating.

Been through much?

Much? hannin June 15 2006, 03:38:02 UTC

I suppose you could say that... I've been around for quite awhile.
... Not that I had much choice in the matter... *sigh*

I've got a few more stories, but I'll spare you.

protector_ofone June 15 2006, 07:09:56 UTC

... sure.

deo_favente June 14 2006, 23:32:45 UTC

. . .

...did you ever find out the number for the pizza?

protector_ofone June 14 2006, 23:37:42 UTC

Yeah, the Kurosaki sisters are the real heroes of the day.

deo_favente June 14 2006, 23:41:28 UTC

Well, it's good to know that after that... ah... fascinating lecture from your father that you didn't have to starve. I do hope the pizza was worth it! Food - and sugar especially! - always make me feel better.

Ah! My apologies, rambling like an old man or something. I am Father Abel Nightroad. A pleasure to meet you.

protector_ofone June 14 2006, 23:43:34 UTC

Was hella worth it after the HOLY HAND OF SMITIN'.

Likewise. Kurosaki Ichigo, 'case you missed that in the tale. So you a priest of some sort?

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killer_sunshine June 15 2006, 00:00:57 UTC

My parents were killed and I became an assassin. The end.

I don't want to know what you're doing with wriggling cucumbers.

protector_ofone June 15 2006, 00:04:34 UTC

Good tale there. Not doin' anything to the cucumbers, they're just wriggling.

So. Problems with dealin' with the idiots of the male gender?

killer_sunshine June 15 2006, 00:07:32 UTC

Thank you. Iew.

Just one. Lost a contest to him a bit ago and now I have to play personal chef for a week. Almost burned his kitchen to a crisp. That's what he gets though.

protector_ofone June 15 2006, 00:29:20 UTC

Heh, that's too bad.

Heard you went out on some dates too though?

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