"FF7 doesn’t belong to me, as well as Moon Child."

[prositen]

WTF

..it's not even well written.

Well, duh.

I "love" ff.net so much

Edit:

"Ever wonder what'd happen if Sephiroth and Vincent somehow had a child...or two? "No, not really. And I can't say my curiosity was peaked by that summary either; rather, it made me violently ill and I shall discontinue my fanfic search for today

Comments

[vilkacis]

Insert standard Harry-Potter-is-EVUL rant here. >(

I'm not going to read that fic, ugh, I don't hate myself that much at the moment. Perhaps I should save it for some day when I really don't like myself... but I'd rather not.

Sephy/Vincent mpreg isn't so far out there though. I mean, they were doing those even back when I was active in the fandom. =P

[prositen]

Sephy/Vincent mpreg isn't so far out there though.

Maybe not, but I don't have to like it, do I? (Especially considering my hate of FF7-slash, and mpreg in general, eww, and.. no no no, away stupid fic)

And awwww... pleeeease read that Moonchild/FF7 crossover, and, and, and.. help me kill that nasty author, yesss? Because it was horrible and she (I assume it's a she anyway) will post more chapters of that atrocity otherwise. ;_;

[vilkacis]

I'll help you kill her anyway. (Hey, that's what friends are for!) Got any particular method in mind? Otherwise I have... lessee... a big pin and 1/4 of a watermelon here, and I'm sure I could come up with something.

[prositen]

The fic was crappier than the movie, and it stars Reno finding a very uke and almost dead Kei (that would be Hyde, if you don't remember the names) on the streets and taking him in.

..and then they become lovers.

Until Tseng leaves a message on Reno's voicemail, because that makes poor wittle Kei jelaous and he has to leave.

SO! HAHA! Made you read at least the summary of the fic. Isn't it precious?

(If you answer "yes" I will have to hurt you. And I have.. a needle and a bottle of nail polish, so it could be messy)

*is playing DMC2 due to lack of DMC3* such a shame DMC2 *sucks* then, but anyway

(Hey, what do you think about this icon btw? *sparkle*)

[suain]

That... Was... BORING! I thought I'd at least be able to laugh at the damn thing, but...

Let us destroy her, plenty ok!

As for which, I have a... silver marker and two old easter eggs. That could work... Wonder what CSI would say about a murder using those for weapons...

[prositen]

That... Was... BORING!

I know! Such a disappointment!

..and what the hell happened to Kei? When did he turn into such a weepy!uke? Ok, he did angst all the time in the movie, but... *points* that? Blargh.

...ooooh, need food. *wanders off to Ica*

[suain]

When did he turn into such a weepy!uke?

While I support the uke!Hyde thing (well I do... It's amusing), Kei was not very uke, no. And absolutely not weepy. Sho on the other hand... ^_^

The author wrote Haido (well, Haide anyway) at one point instead of Kei... Did you notice?

[prositen]

Did you notice?

BWAHAHA! No, I didn't, and damn you for making me look at the fic again.

Silly author. Now you DIE!