OMG, I'm flamed and will now retreat from teh intarweb!

[prositen]

I *just* noticed this flame (from 2002-07) for jenova. Hum. The review alert must've been broken - I didn't know that spiderflower reviewed this fic either. :)

Oh, yeah, the review:

"Are you a lesbian? No seriously, are you? Cuz I really picked up that lesbo vibe. From all your fics! Thus it lead me to believe that maybe you suck for a reason. Seriously, all

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[sarahtheboring]

Gotta love the outer-space logic of "You sound like a lesbian because your fics suck."

Um... yeah. Have fun in fourth grade next year, kiddo.

[prositen]

But you have to admit the review made you laugh? XD

...alright, one of my fics *is* kinda.. lesbian. But I'd have to be pretty drunk before writing hot lesbian sex in a fic about *Jenova*, though. (If I ever had those thoughts, "The Quest for Aerith" cured me. Eww. )

[sarahtheboring]

Sure, in that "humanity is doomed" kind of way. ;)

Pfft, my point was it's a childish comment - the "you suck" part is the funny part. That's the sort that makes me have perverse thoughts of emailing them large amounts of smut just to freak them out. :P

[prositen]

That's the sort that makes me have perverse thoughts of emailing them large amounts of smut just to freak them out. :P

You're right, that *would* be fun. :) Especially now, 19 months after his review. :)

[tifag]

That got a "Are they seriously serious" laugh out of me. It is a rather interesting observation. Although I can't figure out what angle they took to get it.

[prositen]

Although I can't figure out what angle they took to get it.
You already know that in the fan fiction world nothing needs to make sense, dear. ;)

I'm only sorry that I must've disappointed this poor reader when I *didn't* remove the review. He must think I'm ignoring him or something.

[prositen]

Jag gillar verkligen hur recensionen inte hade något med ficcen att göra också :)

[prositen]

Nej, jag minns inte heller något lesbiskt. I *den* ficcen. Och jag borde väl veta? ^_~

...borde skriva en smutig uppföljare där Jenova får ihop det med Shiva och Siren. Mwahahaha!

[vilkacis]

OMGWTFBBQLOL!!!1?!!?

...snerk! Actually, I'll have to agree with you. TEH funniest EVAR. XD

[prositen]

I'm really proud of it and wouldn't dream of deleting it :)

[vincybel]

I also accept flames so they are aloud, I'll just laugh at it and brag to the Spaz that I got a flame and she didn't. so flame away!

Some author's note I found. I like it. :)

[prositen]

Heh, yeah. I just want to strangle her for her awful spelling, but, eh, that's ff.net for ya.