yes, you read my subject correctly. i'm afraid of the tree at the bottom of my street...go ahead. laugh. i'm only creeped out by it at night. it looks like a giant monster is trying to crawl out of the valley...AAAH ( Read more... )

i'm hungry and my grandpa ate all of MY pizza...i'm super pissed...i'm starving...

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50% General American English
25% Dixie
15% Yankee
5% Midwestern
5% Upper Midwestern

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truly amazing

i'm listening to veggie tales songs...and i LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE this show! i'm hella retarded.

this morning (at 7 am) i went to the dump...ooooh my god. so stinky. but we got rid of a ton of shit. YES!

there's never ever ever ever ever been a show like veggie tales!

A fellow passed a house with a little red light burning in front, so he stepped inside. There was nothing in sight, and nothing there but an empty  bare hallway, with 2 doors reading "Over 35" and "Under 35".  He decided to be truthful and entered the door that said "Over 35". He found himself in another empty hallway, this one with 2 doors that ( Read more... )

i really wanted brian today...ugh...it's sick...

i wanted trevor too...

i had an itch to scratch...

yessssssssss! guess who got some flirtation from a certain asshole jock today? ME! now guess who got into a fight with that asshole? ME!

he callllled me today!!! to apologize...and not to set up a sexual encounter! YES! we're making progress...i ( Read more... )

AIRMAN607: i dont think of women like that ( Read more... )

we're on the phone right now...

aaaaaaaaaaack! i'm so wet i could die!!!!!