Nine creative uses of whipped cream, by Nicholas Goh, age 7 3/4
1) Delicious, directly sprayable snack
2) Drown out the taste of raspberries. Raspberries = EWWwww
3) Playing tic tac toe on my plate after dinner
4) A handy substitute when my water gun ran out of water
5) So mom doesn't find out I took a tiny (!!!) slice of that pie in the fridge
6) To gel my hair so I look like those old rock stars on TV
7) Grease my boxcar wheels so they go faster on the kitchen floor
8) Pretend I'm Santa Claus
9) Write secret messages on my bedroom window in case of an alien landing
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