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[prongsaroo]

YOU KNOW WHT? ALCOHOL S'LOVELY. IT'S ALL WARM AND HARDCRE AND AWESOMESAUCEE. YKNOW WHO ELSE SI LOVELY?

MY GIRLFRND. THA'S RGHT, MY GIRLFRIND LILY EVANS IS THE BEST IN THE WORLDDD.

AND M'FRIENDS. M'FRIENDS KICK YO ARSES. YKNOW WHO ARNT? SNIVELLUS. SNIVELLUS AND WHOTSERFACESNOTPIE. I DO NOT LIEK THM. THY ARE GITS.

GITS.

Comments

[prongsaroo]

TOO RIGHT Y'ARE PADDY MLAD.

WHCIH ONE YIRS?

[prongsaroo]

THY DOOOOOO.

I LUB THM. THYE'RE SO...MAGICAL. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

OH! YUO MEAN THE ONE'S CURRENTLY IN MAH BELLEY!

[abnormalpsyche]

YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS CAN KICK SNAPE'S ASS ALL THE TIME

[prongsaroo]

I APPPRVE OF THIS!

[abnormalpsyche]

EVERYONE APPROVES OF KICKING SNAPE'S ASS

[prongsaroo]

YER WORDS R'THE TRUUUTH.

[remypoo]

I order you to delete this entry on the grounds that it's grammatically incorrect.

[remypoo]

Also: is there not one person here but me who doesn't insist using capital letters all the time?

[remypoo]

You used them up above!

[mary_contrarie]

James, don't go doing the confessions thing you did last time you were really really pissed. It embarrassed everyone.

And Lily is quite awesome too!

[prongsaroo]

LILY IS THE BEST MARY-FLA--MARY-FORAYRR---! MARY-FAIRY!

[lilygraceevans]

....................... What?

[prongsaroo]

HELLO, LILLERS! I HAFTA TELL YOU SOMTHNG.

[lilygraceevans]

What's that, gorgeous?

[prongsaroo]

YER THE MOST SMARTST, GORGEOUSEST, MAGNIFICENT GIRL I'VE EVER MET! EVER TO STRLL DWN THE HALLS OF HOGGY WARTY HOGWAS--HOGWARTS!

Mine frver, mmkay?