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[prominent2k4]

I used to go out with a standup comic. Let's call her Pelair... because that was her name. She had fiery red hair, big boobs, a big ass, and her own hair salon, called Pelair Hair. She asked me over to her house for dinner one night after she saw me on stage. I needed a free dinner more than Jamie Lynn needed a diaphragm, so I agreed

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[mutishikoizumi]

when they're obviously teal.

[prominent2k4]

omg I sell baby blue collared shirts ahahah