[And here's yet another accidental feed, Vatheon. Lea's SFC must hate him or something.
Either way, it seems to be perched on a pile of bags and a backpack, if the veeeeeeerry bottom edge of the screen is any indication. It shows the front yard of a house- which happens to be Lea's, as anyone who went to his birthday party would know. His arms are
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Oh, so you did show up. Gotta give you credit for that.
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[Rather angrily, he makes a sharp slashing gesture with one of his weapons. At the same time, if only for a brief moment, a rather fiery colored sphere appears around him before fading away.
Yep, little Red's learned Protect. And he's making the first move, dashing forward to try and take a slash at Xigbar.]
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He portals, appearing mid-air and upside down behind him.]
Hey, Red. Juuuust a little tip. Don't bring pinwheels of death to a gunfight.
[His guns appears in his hands with a sharp flash of light and he fires immediately, a round of bright red projectiles heading Lea's way.]
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Mid-turn, Lea catches what bullets that don't miss in his arm. Luckily, good ol' Protect keeps them from being fatal; Celes is a good teacher.]
Hey, old man, just a little tip.
[He twists one weapon and lets it up into the air for a second before stretching his arm out towards Xigbar... And concentrating on unleashing an ice spell all over that weapon.]
Don't bring guns to a magic fight.
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[He watches the ice form on his gun, before he shakes it, shattering part of it. The rest of it is easily taken out as he holds the trigger, letting it charge red-hot before he fires at Lea again. Before the projectile can even hit him, he portals again though, behind Lea now and sending a full salvo at his back with his second gun.]
I hate to say it though, but your little tricks don't even come close to what I've seen people do.
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[The first shot is blocked, but that quickly becomes meaningless as Lea tries to keep up; the ol' pop up behind trick is quickly getting recognized.
No chance of blocking everything, or raising protect...
A flurry of flame whips out around him; it doesn't block all the shots, but it sweeps up a good few... And also happens to knock Lea flat on his ass. Whoops.]
Fuck- you asshole!
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[He hangs in front of Lea, tauntingly close and upside down, of course. He tolds out his gun to touch the center of Lea's forehead.]
Bang.
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[You bring out the worst in him, Xigbar, what can he say. Not to mention he's doing the ridiculous derp thing by ducking and trying to snatch the gun. Failing to do that will mean reverting to Plan B, which is just throwing a fireball the size of a baseball at Xigbar's chest.]
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Still, these kind of fights are pretty boring. Plenty of spirit, but no real bite. And Xigbar has more important things to do! Gossip to read!
Portalling behind him, he yanks him up by his shirt. His guns are quickly dismissed, using one hand to hold him by his neck, while he twists his arms around to hold his wrists together behind his back. And he might be twiggy. He might be skinny. But he's also a gunner who deals with recoil every time he shoots. And he is plenty strong enough to pin a little brat and grin against his ear.]
You offering?
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[Lea bristle as he's pinned, giving fruitless tugs as if he can get his arms free.]
What the hell does that mean!? If you mean taking that gun of yours and shoving it where the sun don't shine, I'm all for it.
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[He lets go of his collar, but only to summon one of his guns again, bringing down the end hard on Lea's skull. Then, he lets him go completely, so he can crumble.]
Learn your place, Red. It'll do you good.
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[But before he can even say anything, there's a crack, stars flashing behind his eyelids, and darkness. Lea crumbles down to the ground, out like a light.]
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