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[badbulletshield]

Oh my! Just when I'd begun to suspect this situation could become no more novel than it already was.

[The extremely pale, bespectacled man peering just a little too closely into the camera adjusts his glasses, wearing only a curious expression and the featureless pajamas he woke up in, sans all other personal effects.I've never seen a computer

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[punches_ooparts]

If we had free passes to send you home, we'd give you one in a heartbeat, boy.

[punches_ooparts]

Oh, we've definitely got Rome.

[badbulletshield]

A-And the Vatican?

[punches_ooparts]

Yeah, we've got that! And last I checked, the Pope was around. I take it you're a religious man?

[badbulletshield]

That's a bit of an understatement... I'm a priest!

[punches_ooparts]

Hah! Can't say we've ever had a priest here before. Though I'm a bit disappointed to say so, we can't give even a man of the cloth special treatment around here. Sorry!

[badbulletshield]

Ah. That's okay, unless eventually getting some food is considered special.

[punches_ooparts]

Hah! If we were going to starve you to death, we'd just shoot you instead: quicker that way. You'll be getting food, don't worry about that.

[badbulletshield]

...Well, at least you're courteous.

[punches_ooparts]

We try to make everyone's stay...bearable to the best of our ability and finances.

[badbulletshield]

I appreciate the gesture, truly I do- But I doubt there's much anyone could do to make this more bearable!

[punches_ooparts]

Sorry. Maybe I can scrounge for a book for you to read or something.

[badbulletshield]

That isn't really the heart of the matter, but-

I guess I wouldn't mind having something to keep myself busy. Thank you, either way.