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[shutupanddowhat]

Hey, uh, how much longer do I have to stay in here? I’m still kinda confused about this other-world stuff, and I’m guessing the guys in charge don’t know much either from what I can hear, but it’s pretty boring in here

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[darksunlight]

"No, SCP-2010." Says a voice from on high.

[shutupanddowhat]

"Sooo... is that no to just one or all three?"

[scp963]

"Where do you come from?"

[shutupanddowhat]

"All three I guess. My family moves around a lot." Vague, nonspecific canon is both vague and not specific.

Darnell might adopt you, Raz.

[respectthemeat]

...They're bringin' kids here too?

d'awww a new dad that doesn't make him perform death-defying circus tricks c:

[shutupanddowhat]

Hey, I'm not a kid! I saved the world, you know!

Best pro-animal life dad ever! He'll think you're cool :T

[respectthemeat]

Ha! Saved the world, huh? I almost did that once---

I mean, how'd you do that?

/sets squirrels on fire

[shutupanddowhat]

I stopped my insane coach from kidnapping kids' brains and putting them in psychic death-tanks. Then I got rid of his crazy, so he's not evil anymore!