Video Post; ain't Kansas no more

[redgineer]

[Engineer is sitting on a box, looking irritatedly at the camera. He's just arrived, having gone through the awful process of waking up naked and wet. Now he's dressed and has done the requisite exploring and reading of pamphlets. They've been tossed to one side and he's turned his attention to this odd little device

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voice; 1/4

[fyi_iamaspy]

[fyi_iamaspy]

[Two to one is no fair, especially a damned Engineer, probably with all of his annoying little machines just standing by, and with a Medic for backup-]

[fyi_iamaspy]

[Well...]

[fyi_iamaspy]

[Spy sounds exactly like Medic now, in pitch and tone:]

Calm yourzelf, mein hard hatted friend. You are in Boston.

[hiskillingeyes]

To be honest, this particular Boston doesn't look like what my social studies class says it looks like, either, but all the locals are saying that it is. What else are we supposed to say?

[redgineer]

Well.

[Completely bemused]

You don't seem to understand, boy. Not more than half an hour ago I was on some lonesome dusty battlefields in the South. You wanna explain how I teleported here without steppin' into a teleport?

oh shoot sorry, video!

[hiskillingeyes]

Just yesterday I was also in my backyard in Japan. I'd also like to know, too, to be honest.

np <3

[redgineer]

...Japan? I'd venture that's even further away from Boston.

[his brow furrows as the mystery gets odder]

I'd venture that in Japan you'd speak Japanese, too. And you say you arrived in this place too, like I just did? Out of some... pod?