Comments | project_purity: 003. Turnabout the turkey

deducebylogic in project_purity

003. Turnabout the turkey

Nov 26, 2010 18:07

[The video turns on, held close to Edgeworth's mouth, and he hisses loudly into the microphone.]

Help.

[There's a clatter and movement, and for a moment all you see is the inside of his hand, but as he pulls it back it becomes clear that the video is coming from underneath his desk.

And just as you're wondering what the problem might possibly be...]

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!miles edgeworth

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Voice ysobritish November 26 2010, 17:10:30 UTC

[There is slight laughter coming back. And by "slight" I mean Liquid is cracking up.]

Are you seriously hiding from a turkey?

Voice deducebylogic November 26 2010, 17:13:40 UTC

[This is utterly humiliating, okay. He tries to raise his voice a little above a whisper without attracting the animal's attention.]

For some reason it has taken offense at my cravat. [And then more harshly:] There is nothing even remotely amusing about this situation!

Voice ysobritish November 26 2010, 17:17:59 UTC

...oh, I find it amusing enough. Try taking the cravat off and maybe it'll let you out.

[Nothing amusing? Oh please. He is loving this.]

Voice deducebylogic November 26 2010, 17:21:09 UTC

Under no circumstances will I be unclothed and defeated by this freak of a bird!

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[Video] deducebylogic November 26 2010, 17:14:45 UTC

It's a monstrosity. Don't speak so loudly, you'll only attract its attention.

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[Video] deducebylogic November 26 2010, 17:23:36 UTC

My colleagues seemed to believe it would be amusing to set loose one of those animals - and I use the term loosely - in my office. As a prank, I believe.

Unfortunately it has taken an unhealthy interest in my cravat, and I can't get past it to reach the door.

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[video] lightningninja November 26 2010, 17:40:17 UTC

...Uhh... It's a turkey.

[video] deducebylogic November 26 2010, 17:46:44 UTC

Is it indeed? Do you realise that without that singular observation I would have been quite incapable of identifying the creature myself?

[video] lightningninja November 26 2010, 17:51:53 UTC

...You're on the floor hiding from a turkey. You don't have the right to start being a smartass. Just kill it, I promise you won't spontaneously combust on impact.

[video] deducebylogic November 26 2010, 17:56:21 UTC

[To start being a smartass? He's always been like this.]

Under no circumstances do I wish to see it injured or killed. It is a living creature, after all.

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[Video] kimitoaruiteku November 26 2010, 22:59:18 UTC

[This face]

[Video] deducebylogic November 28 2010, 14:42:31 UTC

Never fear. I'm sure...I'm certain I will be fine.

[Video] kimitoaruiteku November 30 2010, 07:42:54 UTC

Those turkeys are kind of scary... They can be mean.

[Video] deducebylogic December 1 2010, 03:37:49 UTC

They are...ah... Their greatest weapon is their unfamiliarity. They are singularly unpleasant to look at.

[Can you tell he's trying to be strong so as to not frighten the kid?]

video pokerchipped November 27 2010, 16:21:56 UTC

[MUST NOT LAUGH]

video pokerchipped November 27 2010, 16:22:31 UTC

...Think you'll survive until I'm there?

video pokerchipped November 27 2010, 16:22:56 UTC

video pokerchipped November 27 2010, 16:23:35 UTC

Then again, I'm probably not even allowed up there. You don't have security guards?

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