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[cantgetlaidin]

[The recording starts of with a disgruntled blond man pressing buttons on the device. There's a pause, and he realises that it's recording.] Hallo?

[Another pause. Then he frowns and speaks again, his tone firm and his accent obvious.] Er, since we are apparently going to be here for some time, I thought I should introduce myself; I am the nation

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[wontstopjust_go]

Nice to meet you, Ludwig! I'm Sonic! Sonic the h-..ah... Human? Doesn't roll off the tongue as well...

Er, wait, did you just say you're the nation of Germany? [He hears that accent, then decides that the man just... misspoke.]

[cantgetlaidin]

It is... good to meet you as well, Sonic. [a tad confused by the ending there, but oh well.]

And yes, I did.

[wontstopjust_go]

... Uuh-huh. Okay then. I've met stranger. [I think.]

[cantgetlaidin]

[d-- did you just call him strange?;;] I imagine so. There are much stranger people out there.

[birthandjustice]

[You just caught his interest, Ludwig. Congrats. Your prize is a troll of a god-child?]

The personification of Germany? An interesting dimension you're from, Ludwig. I don't suppose that there would be others like yourself?

[cantgetlaidin]

[wunderbar. can't get enough of those.]

There are many others, yes. Usually one per nation.

[birthandjustice]

[Never ever.]

Fascinating. I suppose that also means you're tied to the land you represent?

[cantgetlaidin]

Correct. Though I cannot feel any connection my land or people right now.

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[wakingwaters]

Good to meet you, Ludqwig. My name is Aqua. Are you alright?

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[cantgetlaidin]

It is good to meet you too. And I am fine, thank you.

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[wakingwaters]

You said you're a...nation?

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[cantgetlaidin]

Yes. I am the personification of the country Germany.

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[ariversong]

A nation?

My, that's certainly new. I ought to congratulate this place- so many things I've never before heard of.

[voice]

[cantgetlaidin]

Personally, I wouldn't give this place any credit whatsoever.

[voice]

[ariversong]

I give credit where credit's due.

To have managed to trap all of us, well, that's something, alright. I've been hearing some interesting stories over the intercomm, in fact, of animals turned human and newcomers with quite the stories to tell.

You'll have to excuse me for the word, but it's certainly interesting!

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[cantgetlaidin]

...I suppose you could call it that. [he doesn't sound impressed. at all.]

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[ysobritish]

...

I assume you mean you're the representative of Germany.

[Please? God? Someone?]

I didn't catch his name either, but that's good advice. He could be trouble.

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[cantgetlaidin]

...no, I meant exactly what I said. I am Germany. [why is this so hard to understand?]

And I agree. He seemed like a bit of a shady character.

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[ysobritish]

[Snerk.] You're either delusional or you come from somewhere very, very strange.

He seemed rather prejudiced, too.

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[cantgetlaidin]

I can assure you, I am not delusional. Where I'm from there are many others like me.

Indeed. Very unprofessional.