Jesus, no internet for 2 1/2 days. I feel so disconnected ( Read more... )

So I don't have the phone-call-making fire that I had yesterday. I can't get motivated. I also seem to have the munchies for some reason. I already had a hot-pocket, and a hot chocolate, but now I'm craving chips or something salty. I need to curb the cravings, there's word out that my ass on a covert mission to take over the rest of my body. This ( Read more... )

My relationship is entering "Hell Week". For those of you who are unfamiliar with the term, it's the week when both women begin to feel the effects of their impeding menstrual cycles. It's at this point that all love-dovey sweetness goes out the fucking window and we turn to ripping each other's heads off every other second instead ( Read more... )

Big ups to all my newly acquired homopals ( Read more... )

DISCLAIMER: I am a Leo, I am very diverse and very situational. I do not have a favorite food or a favorite color. So with that in mind, read on ( Read more... )

I love thunderstorms. Big Scary Crashing Thunder.

I love my girlfriend more though.

If I could have the best of both worlds...

Okay, back to cube life.

Think of the hottest chick in the world.

Now think about her taking a crap.

Gross, huh?

Everyone has to crap sometime.
Ughhh.

My pink eye is GONE. Completely vanished. I will forever support the tea bag method.

Thanks baby!! I love you sooo much! *MUAH*

So apparently I have "pink eye". Shitty. I've never had it before, but Priscilla told me to put a tea bag on it. I did that all night and it seems to be a bit better this morning. Figures I'd get some facial disfigurement the day before Pride. I can't walk around with my amazingly hot girlfriend looking like this ( Read more... )

I would like to apologize for all the typo's and grammatical errors in my preceding post. I'm anal retentive about that stuff, but I am horrible at typing.