It's just a fringe disease.

[prog]

A person visits their doctor:

Help, doctor! Angry green spots have appeared all over my skin! What does this mean!

Meh. Your skin is, what, five percent of your total body mass? One percent? It can't be that much. And the green spots cover up, what, maybe ten percent of that?

Pff, whatever. Nothing to worry about. Go home.

It's hard to imagine

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[ruthling]

there isn't anything green about them, either.

[kahuna_burger]

*sigh* got a forwarded Obama hysteria email from the hubby's grandfather today. He's a nice old guy and I don't know whether to ignore it, send him the Snopes link or say "thanks for the info, the parts that aren't blatant misinformation made me even happier about voting for him!"