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[proff_treacle]

[The video feed comes on to show the professor standing by the fire in the inn, wearing the long silken dress everyone seems to have been gifted, in a deep purple hue. Behind him there is a obscenely large woman wrapped in an equally large sweater, with just her face and toes visible. She looks like a giant knitted blob.]

Well now, it does feel

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[darrynmiquiztli]

Prof...

[Looong pause, because do we laugh, do we sigh, do we cry and bang our head on the wall?...]

... isn't that cold?

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[proff_treacle]

The fire is keeping me warm! It's lovely and smooth Darryn lad! You should try it! [He gives a twirl, rubbing the fabric up and down along his legs] Lovely and silky!

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[darrynmiquiztli]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah. [He does not need to see surrogate-father-figure DOING that kk?]

Well don't get cold, okay?

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[proff_treacle]

I wont! It's really very lovely! Murial would love it...

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[sweater_yeta]

[Yeta is most happy warming her big naked toes by the fire.] Uh... Yeta from Snowpeak Ruins.

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[proff_treacle]

Snowpeak! Yes that's right, sounds very cold indeed. Well, I suppose I should serve you some soup now! It's not much but it's not bad!

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[sweater_yeta]

Good soup! Uh! [She beams and wiggles her toes.] Good soup replenish health good.

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[proff_treacle]

Yes! That's the idea! Hmm! I'm glad you like it Miss! You're so charming!

[nel_bindle]

Th- That's indecent! [Which she shrieks in her high-pitched tones into the communicator]

[proff_treacle]

Nonsense! It's only a woollen jumper! In this whether I'd say it was quite proper!

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[nel_bindle]

N-not her! What you're wearing!

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[proff_treacle]

The dress?