Office hours [all day]

[professor_lyman]

Josh was catching up on radio.

Josh was hearing about Deadpool and Aly.

Josh...was plotting.

Plot, Josh, plot.

The door was open.

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[mouthy_merc]

Sometime after Aly was there, but not because he was avoiding her out of fear or anything because he was so not afraid of a scrawny blond spy.

At all.

Even if she had a crop in her hands.

Anyway! Deadpool peered into Josh's office warily. "She isn't here, is she?"

[mouthy_merc]

Deadpool nodded. "But you have to give props to the sensible yet low cut tops of the new series."

Ah, such was the manly status quo.

[professor_lyman]

"It is so comforting to know that in the fictional future, the push-up bra survives."

[mouthy_merc]

Deadpool held up a hand, shaking his head. "No, no. I prefer to think of it as we have evolved past the need for a push up bra and that women's breasts are just that perky in the future."

[professor_lyman]

"A goal that noble would explain why they still haven't cured baldness," Josh agreed.

[mouthy_merc]

"Oh, how I wish to live in that glorious and non-apocalyptic future," Deadpool said with a dreamy sigh.

[professor_lyman]

"I've got 'em on DVD," Josh offered. "You bring the beer and we can skip through the useless plot parts and focus on the more important bits."

By which he meant aliens in tight clothing.

[mouthy_merc]

Deadpool perked up at that. "As long as it doesn't end in me being drugged by ice cream and waking up naked and weaponless, I am so there."

[professor_lyman]

"I don't even have a riding crop," Josh assured him.

[mouthy_merc]

Deadpool whimpered at the thought. "Can we pretend it didn't happen? It's just far too creepy and WHY THE HELL AM I NOT ATTRACTED TO THE HOT BLOND WOMAN?"

Head? Meet Josh's office wall.

[professor_lyman]

"I can't help with that part," Josh said, watching the wall worriedly. "She's pretty much smoking, yeah."