Let's Play Super Touhou Wars
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After clearing the game on both routes, there is suddenly a cutscene!
Sakuya finds herself being flagged down by Yuka, who has something to talk to her about...
Sakuya Route Unlocked.
As of the recently-released v1.1.0 of this game, this secret bonus route was added!
LET'S DO THIS SHIT
Our story opens in darkness! Sakuya is hungry, can smell blood, and isn't sure where she is.
And it's this mysterious stranger who she doesn't know!
The newcomer introduces herself as a devil, and wonders how she got here without even knowing that.
Apparently this devil's power is the only reason that our hero is still alive. She says that since she saved her life, it belongs to her now.
Thusly does she tell the new maid her name - Sakuya Izayoi.
OH HEY it was a dream. Meililng is here to greet Sakuya as she wakes up.
Meiling makes fun of Sakuya for oversleeping, Sakuya admonishes Meiling for being in her bedroom while she sleeps.
Apparently the reason Meiling is in here is because she was sent to fetch Sakuya, who Patchouli says is needed in the library.
Meiling suggests she not hurry too fast because, as cute as her sleepy morning face is, she should probably take some time to make herself presentable.
To the library!
Patchouli nags Meiling for being slow, but not Sakuya, who is still probably tired from the Flandre incident.
The work in the library is fixing all the damage that was done during the incident!
EASIS was destroyed, and there's still that bigass hole in the library.
Sakuya remembers the hole.
It's from when a certain person first came to the mansion...
Sakuya Route, Chapter 1: Moon, Sun, and Servant
The hole was caused by this person, barging into the library for the first time. She's impressed!
Remilia asks what the hell she's doing in here! Introductions are exchanged.
As for explaining why she's here, Yuka comments that this really is a nice place!
She wants it.
Around when Remilia stops laughing her ass off, Koakuma shows up, with Patchouli in tow!
Patchouli is not amused.
Remilia wants to fight Yuka mano a mano!
Patchouli, however, won't let her, because she is kind of important.
And we're off!
Mission failed if Remilia is defeated. Bonus condition if she's still above 30% HP.
LET'S CHECK OUT OUR MANS
OR GIRLS, AS THE CASE MAY BE
Remilia is a ludicrous tank, with move+attack weapons of range 5, over 10,000 HP, HP/MP regeneration, and a freakin' MAP attack.
Patchouli is a howitzer. She's fragile, bad at dodging, and has four attacks with range 6 or higher.
Koakuma is a touch more surviveable than Remilia, and has Defensive Support, so she can guard Patchouli a bit. She can also restore MP to adjacent allies. Handy!
Time to start shooting bats at ghosts!
Really, Remilia pulls more weight than Patchouli and Koakuma put together on this stage.
Which is not to say that Patchouli is dead weight! She can take these guys out in one shot.
Koakuma dutifully gets injured repeatedly in the name of protecting Patchouli!
Koakuma is worried that, between their mistress and this invader, the mansion might get torn apart!
Patchouli is wondering where the hell Sakuya is at a time like this.
While Koakuma is rambling about how she read a book like this once, Patchouli warps her out so that she can get Sakuya and bring her back.
Unfortunately, this leaves Patchouli vulnerabile without her backup. Hurry, Koakuma!
OOOOVERKIIIIIILLLLL
From outside of Yuka's danmaku field, not even Patchouli has enough range to attack...
...OR CAN SHE?!
PATCHOULI, USE SNIPE
Range 10.
Glorious.
Patchouli won't forgive the sin of harming her books. TIME FOR FIRST BLOOD
Yuka can't counterattack at this range!
Time for the collission of cocky little shits!
Remilia's rocking 80%+ dodge rates against Yuka.
Yuka's rocking ?????/????? HP after multiple hits.
A bit of beatdown later, Yuka is impressed with Remilia's ability to kick ass!
Remilia starts showing off, and Patchouli freaks out that she might bring the library down on them at this rate!
Surely Remi will calm down and behave like a responsible adu
Oh god damn it.
Yuka survived!
And against all odds, so did the library!
Not only is Patchouli pissed about the library, but Yuka's still standing after all that!
Yuka's umbrella was broken, a fact that she is most upset about, in a "I will end you" sort of way.
Remilia threatens to use both arms this time, and blow her away for real!
This library is fucked.
In the nick of time, Sakuya comes back!
She's shocked that the enemy is strong enoguh to stand up to the mistress. Better act fast!
The battle's really heating up over here! Neither ego is willing to back down.
Sakuya teleports in right behind Yuka, turning this into a Mexican Standoff of sorts!
Yuka is very interested in how she did that.
Patchouli points out, now that the battle is stopped, that since she's fighting to protect the Scarlet Devil Mansion, destroying it in the crossfire would be sort of counterproductive.
Yuka doesn't seem to be interested in fighting any further. Instead, she's taken an interest in this human who can stop time.
So, she'd like to stay here as a guest.
The rest of the SDM crew think she must be out of her mind to suggest that!
Remilia thinks it could be interesting, and accepts her offer immediately.
STAGE 1 CLEAR
...And that's how Yuka ended up hanging out at the mansion. She still doesn't really feel like she lives with them, since she's such a loner.
Meiling and Patchouli got along pretty well with Kurumi and Elly.
Sakuya seems distracted today!
Meiling wants to know what she thinks of Yuka.
Yuka wants to see that, too, yes.
She has something to discuss with Sakuya, but it's something best discussed in private...
To be continued
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After clearing the game on both routes, there is suddenly a cutscene!
Sakuya finds herself being flagged down by Yuka, who has something to talk to her about...
Sakuya Route Unlocked.
As of the recently-released v1.1.0 of this game, this secret bonus route was added!
LET'S DO THIS SHIT
Our story opens in darkness! Sakuya is hungry, can smell blood, and isn't sure where she is.
And it's this mysterious stranger who she doesn't know!
The newcomer introduces herself as a devil, and wonders how she got here without even knowing that.
Apparently this devil's power is the only reason that our hero is still alive. She says that since she saved her life, it belongs to her now.
Thusly does she tell the new maid her name - Sakuya Izayoi.
OH HEY it was a dream. Meililng is here to greet Sakuya as she wakes up.
Meiling makes fun of Sakuya for oversleeping, Sakuya admonishes Meiling for being in her bedroom while she sleeps.
Apparently the reason Meiling is in here is because she was sent to fetch Sakuya, who Patchouli says is needed in the library.
Meiling suggests she not hurry too fast because, as cute as her sleepy morning face is, she should probably take some time to make herself presentable.
To the library!
Patchouli nags Meiling for being slow, but not Sakuya, who is still probably tired from the Flandre incident.
The work in the library is fixing all the damage that was done during the incident!
EASIS was destroyed, and there's still that bigass hole in the library.
Sakuya remembers the hole.
It's from when a certain person first came to the mansion...
Sakuya Route, Chapter 1: Moon, Sun, and Servant
The hole was caused by this person, barging into the library for the first time. She's impressed!
Remilia asks what the hell she's doing in here! Introductions are exchanged.
As for explaining why she's here, Yuka comments that this really is a nice place!
She wants it.
Around when Remilia stops laughing her ass off, Koakuma shows up, with Patchouli in tow!
Patchouli is not amused.
Remilia wants to fight Yuka mano a mano!
Patchouli, however, won't let her, because she is kind of important.
And we're off!
Mission failed if Remilia is defeated. Bonus condition if she's still above 30% HP.
LET'S CHECK OUT OUR MANS
OR GIRLS, AS THE CASE MAY BE
Remilia is a ludicrous tank, with move+attack weapons of range 5, over 10,000 HP, HP/MP regeneration, and a freakin' MAP attack.
Patchouli is a howitzer. She's fragile, bad at dodging, and has four attacks with range 6 or higher.
Koakuma is a touch more surviveable than Remilia, and has Defensive Support, so she can guard Patchouli a bit. She can also restore MP to adjacent allies. Handy!
Time to start shooting bats at ghosts!
Really, Remilia pulls more weight than Patchouli and Koakuma put together on this stage.
Which is not to say that Patchouli is dead weight! She can take these guys out in one shot.
Koakuma dutifully gets injured repeatedly in the name of protecting Patchouli!
Koakuma is worried that, between their mistress and this invader, the mansion might get torn apart!
Patchouli is wondering where the hell Sakuya is at a time like this.
While Koakuma is rambling about how she read a book like this once, Patchouli warps her out so that she can get Sakuya and bring her back.
Unfortunately, this leaves Patchouli vulnerabile without her backup. Hurry, Koakuma!
OOOOVERKIIIIIILLLLL
From outside of Yuka's danmaku field, not even Patchouli has enough range to attack...
...OR CAN SHE?!
PATCHOULI, USE SNIPE
Range 10.
Glorious.
Patchouli won't forgive the sin of harming her books. TIME FOR FIRST BLOOD
Yuka can't counterattack at this range!
Time for the collission of cocky little shits!
Remilia's rocking 80%+ dodge rates against Yuka.
Yuka's rocking ?????/????? HP after multiple hits.
A bit of beatdown later, Yuka is impressed with Remilia's ability to kick ass!
Remilia starts showing off, and Patchouli freaks out that she might bring the library down on them at this rate!
Surely Remi will calm down and behave like a responsible adu
Oh god damn it.
Yuka survived!
And against all odds, so did the library!
Not only is Patchouli pissed about the library, but Yuka's still standing after all that!
Yuka's umbrella was broken, a fact that she is most upset about, in a "I will end you" sort of way.
Remilia threatens to use both arms this time, and blow her away for real!
This library is fucked.
In the nick of time, Sakuya comes back!
She's shocked that the enemy is strong enoguh to stand up to the mistress. Better act fast!
The battle's really heating up over here! Neither ego is willing to back down.
Sakuya teleports in right behind Yuka, turning this into a Mexican Standoff of sorts!
Yuka is very interested in how she did that.
Patchouli points out, now that the battle is stopped, that since she's fighting to protect the Scarlet Devil Mansion, destroying it in the crossfire would be sort of counterproductive.
Yuka doesn't seem to be interested in fighting any further. Instead, she's taken an interest in this human who can stop time.
So, she'd like to stay here as a guest.
The rest of the SDM crew think she must be out of her mind to suggest that!
Remilia thinks it could be interesting, and accepts her offer immediately.
STAGE 1 CLEAR
...And that's how Yuka ended up hanging out at the mansion. She still doesn't really feel like she lives with them, since she's such a loner.
Meiling and Patchouli got along pretty well with Kurumi and Elly.
Sakuya seems distracted today!
Meiling wants to know what she thinks of Yuka.
Yuka wants to see that, too, yes.
She has something to discuss with Sakuya, but it's something best discussed in private...
To be continued
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