Let's Play Touhouvania II
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Omake
Warning: There is a possibility that the characters you know will behave out of character in these omake chapters.
Please only read on if you understand this notion.
Will you continue?
Siiigh...
What's the matter, milady?
Sakuya.
Yes?
I'm bored.
I see, milady.
I'm so bored. I have absolutely nothing to do.
It is said that tranquility is a blessing.
No it isn't! I'm so bored, I could die!
That's a new gag, isn't it?
...
...Forgive me, milady.
Geez!
Moving on, shall we have lunch? I'll call Meiling and Patchouli.
So... hungry...
Remi, food...
Apparently they came without being called.
We're all here, then.
That would seem to be the case.
You three, line up.
Milady?
Patchy, Meiling, Sakuya. Do something interesting.
Uhh, milady, that's kinda...
I don't follow.
I said I'm bored! I'm bored, so I told you to do something interesting!
Bored...
The Scarlet Devil Castle was destroyed, wasn't it?
That doesn't mean that we have nothing to do.
Well I don't have anything to do! Make with the fun, chop chop!
It's easy to say that, but...
I see... Sakuya, what's on the menu for lunch?
We're having plain noodles today.
Again? That's all we ever have for lunch around here!
When the Scarlet Devil Castle was destroyed, most of the kitchen supplies were...
Tch... fine, the theme is noodles! Do something interesting and noodle-related!
N-Noodles?! Uhh...
...Meiling.
Huh? Yes?
*whisper whisper whisper...*
...Yes... what? ...uh huh...
Don't leave me waiting!
...Yes.
Oho, sounds like you've come up with something. Patchy, go!
The Heading Out on a Trip Sketch:
Uhh... Th-Thank you for seeing me off! On this trip!
It's the least I could do.
Y-Yes!
......
Er, uh...
Make it big.
AH! I, uh, I will now go out, and surely make it big in the outside world!
I will be waiting for you.
......
It's time to go.
AH! It looks like it is now time to go!
Take care of yourself. I'll write every day.
Ah! Uh! I am off!
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And?
The end.
That's it? Where's the punchline?
Punchline?
What was the point of that whole skit?!
It would appear to be a classic scene of two lovers being separated.
I can see that! What's funny about that?
We didn't have time to come up with anything funny.
But you just decided to do the skit anyway? And besides, it didn't have anything to do with noodles!
Oh, I guess you're right.
Disqualified! Next!
Next? Aw, man...
Next, Meiling think of one.
Putting me on the spot like that, geez... ah!
Looks like she thought of something.
*whisper whisper whisper...*
...Okay, got it.
Okay, ready!
Get on with it, then.
The "Fountain of Noodles" sketch!
Oh, no! I was making noodles, but I dropped them into this fountain of noodles!
Tadah!
Was it you who called forth the noodles from this fountain?
Ah! Who are you?
I am the goddess of this spring.
Were the noodles you dropped these gold noodles? Or perhaps these silver noodles?
No it was not! What I dropped was only regular noodles!
Thusly you have proven yourself to be an honest soul.
To reward your integrity, I shall bestow upon you these red-dyed noodles.
Hooray! Wait, what?
...Sakuya, what do you think?
The punchline was lacking. The buildup, however, was... acceptable.
If you ask me, it's disqualified. Next!
Ahahahaha! I overheard what you guys were talking about!
Marisa! What are you doing in here?
So you're doing comedy stuff, right? Lemme give it a shot!
...Sure, fine.
Patchouli, c'mere!
All Rrght.
She certainly seems eager.
She's been involved in all the jokes so far.
We are now going to put on... a Manzai act!
Ooh!
Yo, I'm Marisa!
I'm Patchouli.
And together, we are...
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You didn't think of anything?!
A-Anyway, it sure has been hot lately, huh?
It has.
On a hot day like today, there's nothing I like more than some cold noodles!
Indeed.
...Uh... when you think of noodles, you think of......
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You seriously didn't think of anything?!
I figured I could make it up as I went along.
This is the worst one yet!
I overheard you guys having fun out here!
Gh, Flan.
I wanna play, too!
Young mistress, what are you doing out of your room?
The theme is noodles, right?
I know a trick that uses noodles!
I can't wait to hear this.
Okay, what are you going to do with noodles?
These noodles... first, I will scatter them into the air!
All right, then what?
Then, Meiling will avoid every one of them!
Gyeeh! Me?
If even one of them touches you, you'll die instantly!
H-H-Hold on a second!
I don't know what to make of this one.
Young mistress, this is a little...
What? You got a complaint?
...It's negligent to waste food.
What are you going on about? All I ever hear from you is whining!
Come to think of it... Sakuya, you haven't done anything yet.
...Me?
Come up with one thing that's clever for funny.
I see... very well.
Yes, yes!
I'll take these noodles... and boil them!
What?!
Come on! What's so fun about that?
Yeah, yeah!
I can use them to make red-dyed soumen.
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Then, I will make some Natto.
Hm?
Remi?
Milady, let's set this boredom aside for now, and think about it over lunch.
Sakuya...
The night is still young. I'll tend to your boredom later.
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By your side.*
Wha--
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...?
...Nngh...
The winner is Sakuya!
What?!
What the hell?!
Shut up, shut up, shut up! Sakuya did the most for my boredom!
So what were we here for, then?
You really know how to handle her, huh.
Of course. I am milady's head maid, after all.
All right! Time for lunch!
Yes, milady.
*Pun. Side = Soba.