Let's Play Crimsoness
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LET'S PLAY
CRIMSONESS
There is nothing I can say to prepare you for the rest of this post.
Just go into it with the mindset that you have three minutes left to live.
DIE!
DROWN IN YOUR BODY FAT AND
DIE!
GET GANG RAPED IN THE ASS AND
DIE!
...Only 3 minutes left...
But that's okay.
I can do it!
Just have to go fast.
I've got this.
Just answer every question.
Never look back.
All right.
Almost done.
Last question.
Piece of cake!
Okay!
DONE!
I made it!
I MADE IT!
WHOO! I'm a freaking GENIUS!
WHOOOO!
WHOOOOOOOO!
IT'S OVER!
I HAVE CONQUERED!
...
... wait a second.
Look
at
this.
I answered everything.
So why is...
...
... ... ...
OH DEAR GOD NO
NO NO NO NO NO
NO FREAKING WAY
Every answer is off!
I've transposed!
EVERYTHING'S GONE TO HELL!
No ...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Why ...
NO FAIR!
I knew all the answers, damn it!
I'm such a stupid!
Where did I go wrong?
Can I recover?
Do I have the time?
DAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I give up...
I GIVE UP!!!
DAMN IT!!!
SOMEONE'S GONNA PAY!
I ACTUALLY STUDIED THIS TIME!
I ACTUALLY DIDN'T CHEAT THIS TIME!
I ACTUALLY DID MY FREAKING BEST AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS?!
THIS ISN'T FAIR!
Why did it come to this?!
WHY ME?!
GODDAMN IT!!!
Someone's gonna pay.
Like the ones who made this test in the first place.
That's right.
They knew this would happen. They could have written a warning. They SHOULD have written one.
That's their solemn duty!
But you know what?!
THERE'S NO SUCH WARNING ON THIS TEST!
THERE'S NO SUCH WARNING ON THIS TEST!
THERE'S NO SUCH WARNING!!
THOSE BASTARDS. THEY'LL PAY.
THEY'LL FREAKING PAY.
DAMN IT DAMN IT GODDAMN IT.
It's corrupt.
EVERYTHING'S CORRUPT!
THIS SCHOOL!
THIS SOCIETY!
THIS NATION!
THIS PLANET!
Everything needs to burn!
I'M BURNING IT ALL DOWN!
BURNING IT ALL DOWN!
MURDER DEATH KILL!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
I'll tear this filthy world apart...
...with my own two hands!
NO ONE WILL ESCAPE JUDGMENT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL RIGHT! It's decided!
I have to get out of here...
...past that door...
DOOR DOWN!
RAGE GAUGE UP!
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
TAKE THAT!!!!!
I did it...
I'm FREE!
I'm FREE AS A BIRD!
And for what time I have...
NO ONE'S GONNA STOP ME!
Now...
...where to?
[ ROOF ]
Yes.
Here
This.
This is...
...the place.
Yes.
It's decided.
I'm
gonna fill my lungs with air
address the world
SHOUT THE TRUTH
SUBVERT
THE DOMINANT
PARADIGM
...here goes...
Whoa!
Great, it's Shibasaki!
What's HE doing here...
...smoking or something?
"Uh,"
"see,"
"it's nothing."
"Ahaha..."
"don't mind me?"
"Moriyama."
"C'mere."
"Um,"
"no really,"
"just talking to myself."
"I wasn't saying that to you."
"C'MERE."
"I'm really sorry. It was a mistake."
"YA DEAF, YA RETARD?"
Aaa...
WHY?!
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY?!
Fine!
FINE!!
Life is short anyhow.
Smash him.
SMASH HIM!!!
DOWN GOES SHIBASAKI!
UP GOES THE RAGE GAUGE!
YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!
...
*sigh*
That's quite enough.
Now...
...where to?
[ GYM ]
In the gym.
...
YUCK!
What is this?!
Oh...
Wait.
This is...
...a corpse?
...of a human being?
...
Obviously, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
Damn it. DAMN IT!
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE?!
This is all sorts of fucked up.
FUCKED UP, I'm telling you!
No no no NO NO NO! To hell with all of this!
But...
...you know...
...there's something... a little weird here...
That corpse... yeah.
It's missing its bottom half.
Why?
Why is...
...oh wait.
The answer is FREAKING IN FRONT OF ME.
...
GRR!
...
...
...
GRR!
...
...
GRRR!
...
...
CROC!
Huh?
CROC!
Huh?
CROC!
Huh?
Um...
It's a CROCODILE!
There's a CROCODILE loose in the gym!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
CROC!!!!!
YEAH! RIGHT ON!
CROC MINCEMEAT!
RAGE GAUGE REPLETE!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I WON!
I WON
AGAINST A CROCODILE!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
...
Now...
...where to?
[ ART ROOM ]
What...
...the HELL...
...is that...
Like a mystic tower in the dark
*clomp*
*clomp clomp*
*clomp clomp clomp*
"You..."
"...why you..."
"...DAMN IT...!"
"You have GOT to be kidding me!"
...
"Don't just stand there, you naked hunk of stone!"
"SAY SOMETHING ALREADY, BLOCKHEAD!"
...
"Funny?"
"YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?!"
"WHY YOU...!"
"YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART?!"
"SMIRKING LIKE THAT?!"
"Why I'll..."
...
"I'll...!"
"I'LL...!!!"
"MAIM"
"HURT"
"BREAK"
"BUST"
...
One demon statue:
utterly obliterated.
I tell ya...
I feel like
a dam
just burst
inside of me
and everything's
flowing out...
Oh man...
Now...
...where to?
[ ART ROOM ]
"Hi, Iteko..."
Fine. That's fine. I've been waiting for you. Well, not necessarily to be killed by you, but... that isn't important now, is it? The rage inside you is just continuing to build, isn't it? And you use that -- convert it to energy -- to solve your problems. That is your special ability. You are the very avatar of rage. You have enough force inside you to destroy all the world -- and more. In the space of these three minutes, you've been given that violence -- like a blessing from an angry God. But it's not fair to call it just 'violence'... It's far more than that.
You are strong. Strong beyond a shadow of a doubt. Stronger than anyone in this world. I cannot do anything against such overwhelming force. Unlike you, I have no power -- I struggle even to be called 'average.' I don't have enough strength to fight back or even to run away. I have nothing. I am empty. Powerless. All I can do is chatter away at you like this. But I won't want to die. I have no intention of dying. None, no ma'am. That is because you will not kill me. Absolutelly not. That might seem like a contradiction. I may be powerless. But you're just as powerless. Trapped. You don't even know anything yet. You have no idea why all this rage is boiling up inside you. And so long as you don't understand -- you'll remain weak. Weaker than anyone else. Like a tiger who doesn't realize he has fangs.
"So why are you here?"
No. You won't raise your fist against the powerless. Not out of nobility, but... out of fear. You can't do it. That's right. Bakumi Moriyama... I dub you 'Crimsoness'. The endless fount of rage. The hands of an angry God. If you like titles like that you can have as many as you want. But none of it means anything. That very rage inside you could end up destroying you. An eternal rage is an eternity of suffering, see. And when you've killed everything around you -- you'll wish for death yourself. Because all you'll have is rage. That eats away at you and eats away at you have nothing left. You won't be able to control the power you've been granted. You won't be able to stop even after you've destroyed everything you mean to destroy. You are a slave to your power.
"COME ON!"
So goodbye. I came to tell you this. Bakumi. You're going to die. I'm going to kill you. Not with the power of my hands, but with the power of LITERARY ANALYSIS. I'm going to DECONSTRUCT you out of existence! Failing that, I'm going to BORE YOU TO DEATH! See. Everything I'm telling you is useful to you. But it's also killing you. You only have 3 minutes. And in this time span, as long as you keep listening, my words are mightier than your fist. You only have 3 minutes. No, 'had'. How much longer do you have left now? They say that some day the lion shall lay down with the lamb. But this is not the day.
No, you're going to keep fighting and fighting -- a meaningless cipher in a meaningless time. Did you know that when you started this adventure, huh? No, probably not. You are blind, blind as you've always been. I pity you. Or at least I would pity you if you were not standing before me. See, this is your problem -- you always try to solve things with violence. But it isn't going to help you. Nothing's going to help you here. Here, in this world, it's just you and me, and that rage of yours. You don't have a chance. Not all the sophisticated technology or all the wise philosophy in the world can help you -- either of us. It's just like what Hamlet said to Horatio: 'there are more things in this world, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy'. And it's also like what Ranier Maria Rilke wrote: 'who speaks of victory? To survive is all.' And most of all, it's like what the great luminary, Osaka Bancho, wrote: 'Kennedy died of starvation, SUCKAH!' ...hmm... well, maybe not the last. Sorry, I misspoke.
"LISTEN TO ME!"
But going back to the matter at hand. What are you going to do now? This can only end badly. Either you will die, or you are going to go on killing and destroying until you destroy the very habitat that makes your life possible. And then what? Are you going to assume that you'll live on? No. That won't happen. You're just a human being, under that mask of impenetrable rage. This is the end. See? This is the end. Anything will blow your candles out at this point. For nowadays the world is lit by lightning! So blow out your candles, Bakumi. Blow them out, and accept your fate. I bid you au revoir, auf weidersehn, adieu. When black is white, and white is black, what will your eyes see? Farewell...
Oh no...
My 3 minutes...
AAH!
AAAAAAAHHH!
AAAAAAAAHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
OH
MY
GOD!
I
DID IT!
Ahaha...
Ahahaha...
HAHAHA!
Wow.
Man.
AND NOW
TIME
IS
FINALLY
ON MY SIDE!
Ahahahaha...
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
...
... ...
... ... ...
...wait a minute. Why aren't you dead yet? You should be by now. This is strange. The appointed hour has come! You should not be able to continue sustaining yourself. See... come on... 3 minutes... 3 MINUTES! 3 MINUTES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH 3 MINUTES 3 MINUTES 3 MINUTES 3 MINUTES 3 MINUTES 3 MINUTES 3 MINUTES 3 MINUTES 3 MINUTES 3 MINUTES 3 MINUTES 3 MINUTES 3 MINUTES 3 MINUTES 3 MINUTES 3 MINUTES 3 MINUTES 3 MINUTES 3 MINUTES!!! There's no way you could have survived past that! You're supposed to be dead by now! My calculations and algorithms show that there's exactly a zero percent chance that you could still be here! But still, you're here. Calm. Collected. WITH ALL THAT HATE AND RAGE STILL BOILING UP INSIDE. Impossible This is impossible! This just can't be! Unless... oh dear God no. Could you have found a way? We're in over 3 minute territory here! You're BREAKING ALL THE RULES! Stop it stop it STOP IT! Don't stay here. Go away. Go away go away GO FAR AWAY! Get out of my SIGHT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! My... my... my words have
...
Iteko's dead...
Now...
...where to?
[ FIELD ]
Here I am...
...on the field.
...
...
...
Should I...
[ YES ]
Time to SPLIT THE EARTH.
La la la la la la la...
TIME TO SPLIT THE EARTH.
Hey...
...look, a crack.
Oooooh...
Not bad!
WHOA.
Can I pull this off?!
WHOA.
This is...
...gonna happen.
YEAH!!!!!
ONCE MORE
INTO THE BREACH
I'll show them...
I'LL
SHOW
THEM
ALL!
Ooooooh...
OOOOOOOH...
How dare you...
Rotate under my FEET...
I DID IT!
I SPLIT THE EARTH!
no longer found it necessary to stand
upon this fragmented planet
for her head shook from the vibrations
and her body was flayed by falling rocks
and the atmosphere was no more
and only vacuum came to congratulate her
yet the fires in her burned on inside
Both her eyes bulged with light
her whole perfect body in flames
bear witness and lament
as our heroine...
THE END
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