M.'s Understanding of the world

[prof_fran]

M: Come play with me.
Me: Can't right now, buddy. I have to spin the lettuce or it will go bad and no one wants that.
M.: The lettuce will be in time out. The lettuce should be good and not do it any more.

Comments

[kairon_gnothi]

Centrifugal force is like Superman -- it is a force for good, has a secret identity ('inertial force') and is entirely fictional.

[adfamiliares]

Hee hee!