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[prof_bumblebee]

It seems that, once again, the schoolyear is almost upon us. And once again, I am in need of a teacher to fill the last slot in Hogwarts' staff of teachers. And, much like every year, I am running out of qualified persons to fill it

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[quidditch_stag]

Of course I remember him. He's the Potions professor now!

[prof_bumblebee]

I did hope you'd remember your current professor.

[quidditch_stag]

He's not bad. Lily likes him.

[prof_bumblebee]

Ah, yes, I remember she was in the Slug Club.

[peoplesprincess]

Why not just keep the old teacher instead of replacing them every hear?

[prof_bumblebee]

Because each year, one teacher is either fired or quits or passes away and must be replaced.

[peoplesprincess]

... Dangerous job?

[prof_bumblebee]

Supposedly the DADA position has been cursed for quite some time now.

[crackpotcrocker]

What do you mean 'once again, I am in need of a teacher to fill the last slot in Hogwarts staff'?

[prof_bumblebee]

Every year, we seem to be missing at least one professor for our staff. Usually, it is a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor we need, however this year it's Potions.

[crackpotcrocker]

Mmm, sounds like the job is jinxed, Albus. Either that or do they not perform well enough?

Times like this makes me glad I have - TENTURE!

I hate to try and find another teaching job.

[prof_bumblebee]

Indeed, the position does seem to have some sort of curse upon it.

Ah, well, that is very good to have. Unless you hate your job.