First Immolation

[prodigious_mage]

[Rise and shine, Mia, Canada, Shiraasan, Kumajiro!  It is 7:00 in the morning and you have all just been woken by the most obnoxious screaming you've ever heard in your life.  Thankfully, Palom is not a selfish person, and he knows the drill.  He's on the phone to share the joy in less than five minutes.]

THIS CRAPPY PLACE AGAIN?!?

This blows!  Who

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[doesntpoop]

Y-you don't need to speak so rudely, young man!

[prodigious_mage]

I-I'll speak however the heck I want! Especially to one of you stupid drones.

[doesntpoop]

I-if you think I'm one of those monstrous zombies in this town, you are sadly mistaken!

[prodigious_mage]

Yeah, well. No normal people talk like that. 'Cept for Sis, but like I said.

. . . !

I-Is she back, too? Porom? Is Porom here?

[godisachild]

[Usually Pokey appreciates obnoxious whining. Usually, that's because its him doing it. He's about to voice his distaste about this new challenger in obnoxiousnes' tactics when he hears the static.]

Kid, did you just set your receiver on fire?

[prodigious_mage]

No! The Great Palom would never do anything so stupid. Geez.

[crackle smack pop]

It's just the cord.

[godisachild]

Oh, well as long as it's just the cord.

[He is just holding back laughing his ass off at you. Aw, screw it. He'll go ahead and laugh at you.]

[prodigious_mage]

H-Hey! Cut that out; it's not my fault they changed the dumb rules! I'm not supposed to have any of my magic.

. . . Not that I'm complaining.

[mr_blandy_bland]

[Canada wakes up and runs down the stairs holding Kumajiro as a teddy bear, he's a little groggy, so he just thinks Hibiki's drone saw something.]

Hibiki...it's probably just a spider, yaaaawn, Jigglypuff will eat it soon so...go back to-- [his eyes go into focus] E-eh? P-Palom?

Oh, you're back...

[prodigious_mage]

. . . A-Ah! Canada! Mr. Bear!

[Palom's eyes light up briefly at seeing them.]

Don't tell me you've been stuck here for five years!

[mr_blandy_bland]

F-five years?

No...I've only been here a year and three months.

[prodigious_mage]

Oh.

. . . That still sucks! I thought you guys would've smashed this place apart by now! What've you been doing without me?

[dynamic_may_lee]

Well there's a familiar voice.

[prodigious_mage]

Hey! It's . . . you! Um. Superhero Girl, right?!

[dynamic_may_lee]

You've forgotten my name, huh? Guess you need a reminder...

I AM THE FLASHING STAR OF TEAM KOREA AND STAR STUDENT OF OUR NATION'S HERO, KIM KAPHWAN! I AM THE BURNING SPIRIT THAT IGNITES THE FLAME OF HOPE AND FIGHTS EVIL WITH HER OWN TWO FEET!

I AM A WARRIOR THAT FIGHTS FOR TRUTH!
JUSTICE!
AND THE KOREAN WAY!

I AM THE ONE AND ONLY DYNAMIC MAY LEE~!!!!

[prodigious_mage]

[Palom holds the phone a few feet away from his ear as the yelling begins. Oh, he definitely remembered that.]

[prodigious_mage]

Hooray.

Grady likes me.

[prodigious_mage]

Duh. It's like saying I won the jackpot and my prize is to get apples thrown at me. Twice.